I broke up with my on/off girlfriend of 5 years today.

We have been dating since our freshman year of college.

She has burned me several times. Broken up with me only to come back 3 weeks or a month later. Everytime she did this i would invariably go on a ridiculous bender and be a drunken fool for weeks on end. Then she would come back, i would clean up my act and think that I was happy again.

She is finishing up school in NY right now. She has spent her last year of college there, living with me over the summer. I footed the bill for this (rent/bills./entertainment, etc.) Tonight she called me drunk from some place up at school and all I heard was some donkalicious guy in the backround making a ton of jokes that she was laughing at.

The conversation went something like this:
Me:Hello?
her: hi! ahahaha, stop!
Me: wtf mate?
Her: Oh this my friend is soooooo funny
Me: who is he?
Her: Oh I just met him like ten secs. ago.
Me: wtf mate?
Her: hahahaha
Me: F this I'm out.

I have just had enough. I don't trust her, this relationshit has been a constant battle since she moved to school. Everyone told me not to do long distance, I ignored their warnings like I was the exception to the godamn rule and now I pay the price.

I'm young, I have a wonderful new job doing financial services with one of the largest firms in the U.S. and I don't have time for this shit! I am basically just venting...Thanks AG/BTP.

Easy solution... take a weekend and all that money youre makin as a financial whatever and bone 25 hookers in vegas...

Ya, I recently broke up with my gf of like 1.5 years. Its fucking gay. The whole situation. I think you and me should go on a celebratory bender for like 2 months till we have killed so many brain cells, we dont remember them at all. Either that what MVP said. Fuck it.

Here this might inspire you to go onna bender, specially if oyur from texas..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtNHTUdVtEY

Yep, another shameless Hank III plug...

Well... now that you're single...

I was really thinking of going to get my PhD, and I promise to love and cherish you forever, and always be true...

Please forward CC info...

Thx

Break ups suck. My last relationship before the one I am in now lasted 5.5 yrs. It is really sn awful feeling, I was so used to being in a relationship that I didnt really know what the hell to do. Take a little time for yourself, go out with you boys, pick up as many chicks as you can, have fun being single. I was single for about a year and didn't really want a relationship. Then I met my current GF and things have been really good, I didnt realize how much I wasnt getting from my old relationship, I think we stayed together more because it was comfortable and I didnt really see that I wasn't happy. Either way good luck.

Bitches ain't shit but tricks and hoes.