I can ruffle, roll the chip over the top and I can do one where i drop a stack of chips (5 of them usually) onto a casino poker table and they skip over and stack again.

My best trick is throwing them out to call a bet, and having them roll wildly all over the table. It's great for your table image.

I've patented it, so every time you do it, you owe me a penny.

I can do the shuffle, the little spin trick, front to back (earlier referred to as "four in your hand and move one to the back"), knuckle roll, and one that I don't really know but you start with three chips and get them all to be flat between your fingers (it doesn't look great though)

Isn't that called a butterfly?

You guys are losers

I can do tricks with my mouse

Like look up porn?

The best chip trick I know is to get my opponents chips into my stack.

TUP

Way to go completely off topic, TUP. We were talking about porn.

On an unrelated note. Do you think that doing chip tricks give tells? I remember one time when I was in a big pot, the river got dealt and when I looked at it I accidentally fucked up my chip shuffle. The guy who was in the pot immediately pushed all in. I called with the nuts and he got soooo pissed. He thought the river freaked me out or something. In reality, I had just learned how to do it a couple hours ago and was messing up all the time.