[23:25:22] <emmasdad> I HEREBY OPENLY PROCLAIM MY LOVE FOR ROY
[23:26:49] <emmasmom> sweet threesome
[23:26:54] <Tyrannic> this love has been consumated obv
[23:29:01] <Roy-Laptop> obv
[23:29:37] <emmasdad> 19 TIMES ALREADY SINCE HE GOT HERE
[23:29:58] <Tyrannic> 19>!>!>!>
[23:30:14] <Tyrannic> u guyz win ne $ in jackson
[23:30:25] <emmasdad> i know, we're a ibt slow
[23:30:26] <emmasdad> *bit
[23:30:41] <emmasdad> jackson brutally sodomized all three of us
[23:30:50] <emmasdad> dahndan came with
[23:30:53] <Tyrannic> thats strangely arousing
[23:30:54] <Tyrannic> i no
[23:31:01] <Tyrannic> to the tune of??@?!?!?
[23:31:13] <emmasdad> bout $1.5k between the three of us, in a $100 buyin game
[23:31:19] <Tyrannic> wtf
[23:31:32] <Tyrannic> was it the firewater?
[23:31:55] <emmasdad> the firewater? is that a sex toy?
[23:32:05] <Tyrannic> no hehe
[23:32:15] <Tyrannic> were u drunk whilst playing ths 100NL
[23:32:16] <Roy-Laptop> yeah, i shoved a flush draw into EDs quads though on the 2nd hand
[23:32:26] <Roy-Laptop> OH YEAH I HAD A BACKDOOR STRAIGHT FLUSH DRAW
[23:32:28] <Tyrannic> genius
[23:32:28] <Roy-Laptop> naw
[23:35:24] <emmasdad> brb
[23:35:31] <emmasdad> back
[23:35:36] <Roy-Laptop> oooh that felt good
[23:37:15] <Tyrannic> lol
[23:37:58] <emmasmom> at least you spend longer with me
[23:38:09] <Roy-Laptop> *jealous*

Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.