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Amazing people are this dumb....911 call

Postby Pok 7's » Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:59 pm

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Postby KJo » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:46 pm

I hope that's a hoax, but I suspect it's real. Shoot me please.

BTW, I worked at Burger King in high school and you would not believe how stupid some of the people that came in there were. Actually you would, since you've listened to the recording.

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Postby k3nt » Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:09 pm

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Postby GreaterThanU » Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:27 pm

Woman: "You're supposed to be here to protect me."
Disptach: "What are we protecting you from? A wrong cheeseburger?"


Beautiful. Just beautiful.
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:33 pm

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby Rhound50 » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:34 pm

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:34 pm

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby Schuster » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:53 pm

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Postby KJo » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:53 pm

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Postby Felonius_Monk » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:23 pm

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby crazypony » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:09 am

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Postby KJo » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:10 pm

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Postby Beavis68 » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:56 pm

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Postby low dough » Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:48 am

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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Postby k3nt » Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:38 pm

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