You forgot the equally original "FYP".

Okay... so inspired by my fireoff last night, and followed by this convo by Northview, I'm doin a redux if this badboy...

So, fire away... My br (which aint much) and head in a sack to whoever wins...

[13:20] NORTHVIEWBTP: so whats the game pkan today?
[13:21] Heat517163: well
[13:21] Heat517163: prolly walking in front of a bus
[13:21] Heat517163: short of that
[13:21] NORTHVIEWBTP: lame suicide method
[13:21] Heat517163: im gonna TRY to get into Ballys and actually walk past the paigow tables
[13:22] Heat517163: u have a better idea?
[13:22] NORTHVIEWBTP: oh loads
[13:22] Heat517163: well shipem n00b
[13:22] NORTHVIEWBTP: well
[13:23] NORTHVIEWBTP: you could drive your car at top speed straight inot a packed shopping mall
[13:23] Heat517163: thats more homocide no?
[13:24] Heat517163: seeing as how most likely i wont die
[13:24] NORTHVIEWBTP: bit of both i guess
[13:24] Heat517163: now i MAY drive the car into the grand canyon
[13:24] NORTHVIEWBTP: more suicide by spectacle
[13:24] Heat517163: thatd be tite
[13:24] NORTHVIEWBTP: hey now thats an idea
[13:24] NORTHVIEWBTP: how tall is it?
[13:24] NORTHVIEWBTP: or deep or w/e
[13:24] Heat517163: do the ole Thelma & Louise
[13:24] Heat517163: enough to be dead at the bottom
[13:25] NORTHVIEWBTP: but ofeel instinctively
[13:25] NORTHVIEWBTP: it has to onvolve a tall building
[13:26] NORTHVIEWBTP: trust me on this
[13:26] Heat517163: SO JUMPIN FROM THE STRAT?
[13:26] NORTHVIEWBTP: start y
[13:26] NORTHVIEWBTP: jump n
[13:26] NORTHVIEWBTP: strat
[13:27] NORTHVIEWBTP: hire a helicopter and fly it inot the strat
[13:27] NORTHVIEWBTP: when its mepty of course
[13:28] NORTHVIEWBTP: pr dief of suffocation at the hands (breasts) of an extremely fat woman
[13:28] NORTHVIEWBTP: admirable
[13:28] Heat517163: ive tried that already
[13:28] NORTHVIEWBTP: covered in coke
[13:30] NORTHVIEWBTP: i say old chap, this net thing is a bit off
[13:30] NORTHVIEWBTP: juts think
[13:31] NORTHVIEWBTP: in a few montsh you and CJ could be the only US BTPers still playing poker
[13:32] Heat517163: seemingly eh?
[13:37] NORTHVIEWBTP: i think it needs to be a truly rock n roll death
[13:37] NORTHVIEWBTP: trying to think of someone you can emulate

So, seeing as how you guys can't really play poker anymore... I figger you guys have a lot of time on your hands to help a brotha out...