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Postby MecosKing » Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:56 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby low dough » Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:48 pm

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright

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Postby emmasdad » Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:57 pm

I spent my formative drinking years in a college town that happens to be the home of the Sierra Nevada Brewery. Unfortunately for purposes of this thread, my degeneracy coincides geographically with MK's, so we probably use the exact same set of terms.

But the English guys have some good ones. We need an Aussie to weigh in on this thread.

Roy, hurry up and get to BC and fire up your laptop.
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Postby BadBeatMan » Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:15 pm

i made up shit housed
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Postby BadBeatMan » Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:16 pm

shitcanned
zonked
whacked
f*cked 6 ways to the weekend
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Postby Pok 7's » Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:30 pm

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Postby GreaterThanU » Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:41 pm

<GreaterThanU> I hope I die
<EscPlan9> !eightball will GTU die soon?
<btpBot> EscPlan9: The outlook is good.
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Postby redhouse » Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:46 pm

Mekos King: existence without running good
Mekos King: truly has no purpose
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Postby PeteX » Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:08 am

Finnish terms:
perseet olalla (*
nakit silmillä (**

Literal translations
(* arses on the shoulders
(** wieners on the eyes
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Postby Electrolux » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:57 am

- Mexicans are filthy. I once blew a Mexican. I had diarrhea for a week. Sarah Silverman

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Postby AT » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:22 pm

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Postby AlexMR » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:08 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby Spank_her_Pair » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:31 pm

[5c] [7c]
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