I have recently retired from corporate life, and decided to move to Vegas to pursue my lifes dream, namely drinking myself to death... Along the road, I have shed most of my worldly possessions (sadly)... So, basically starting over fresh out there...
Now, seeing as how I am not living to impress anyone anymore, no need for suits and ties and all that horsecrap... Plus I have a serious problem with things being around my neck... So, t-shirts for 6 months it is...
On my drunken misadventures, I have discovered a few funny phenomena... One is that I am rather antisocial in general... Another is that, even though I'm short (not Xaston short, but I ain't Manute Bol either)... FInally, a great icebreaker, especially with women, is having a funny shirt... Not sure why, but chicks (especially in vegas) just dig it... And I'm all into diggin on women...
SOOOOOOOO, seeing as how I'm leaving in like 4 days, a buddy of mine, who thinks I'm stupid to be going instead of going into business with him (which hes prolly right about, seeing as how he made like 25k in Dec) gave me the usual "you're gonna miss it... you'll be back... yadda yadda yadda" speech... I argued, gave him my lifes plan (ie... wear a funny shirt everyday, drink all day, win the Caesars $220 every evening, pick up 100 girls at night... rinse and repeat), and he bet me $1000 that I couldn't keep that pace up for 6 months... OBV I accept...
Heres the groundrules...
I have to drink every day... CHECK...
I have to play the Caesars $220 at least 15 times a month.. CHECK
I have to wear a funny shirt every day, and cannot wear the same one twice in a month.. FUGG...
So, heres the dilemma... I have about 12 funny shirts as of right now... I have a bunch of Southpark and Family Guy ones... and I ordered these...
And am contemplating this one, although it doesn't 100% fit what I want in a shirt (also it has a skuzzy fat guy in it)...
So, please post away funny t-shirts for me to wear during my self destructive quest in Vegas...
A few rules for shirts I will actually buy...
I spose you can post whatever you like, but I won't buy anything a. gay, b. racist, c. heavy sexually influenced (GF has to see all these shirts... ie... no "Free breast exams here" or whatever), d. denegrating to women (ie... I saw a shirt that said "STFU and come blow me", and while thats funny, and most likely what Im thinking at the moment, its not gonna get me laid...)
Also, I'm runnin on a limited budget, so I'd like to keep the price under $25... And, if you post the link I can get it from, that would be helpful...
Thanks...
