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Postby black_knight6 » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:15 pm

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Postby JDLush » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:50 pm

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Postby Jarren » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:11 pm

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Postby NorthView » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:23 pm

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

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Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby Jarren » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:32 pm

i probably shouldn't have started with this "I knew a girl" thing, we could have an urban legend thread in no time!
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Postby NorthView » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:37 pm

I have it on unimpeachable authority that the author Martin Amis's brother can only get it up when a woman is dressed in nylon stockings and suspenders, like a cheap whore.
Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
==================================================================

[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby NorthView » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:43 pm

The clerk of the court used to bring in a spare pair of trousers whenever he thought the notorious 17th Century "Hanging" Judge Jeffries was likely to deliver the death sentence, because the Judge used to get so turned on at that moment that he'd often cum in his trousers.
Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
==================================================================

[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby Rhound50 » Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:45 am

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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Postby Rhound50 » Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:49 am

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:55 am

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby Jimmyjohn » Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:36 pm

"Shoot, boy....If you got enough luck, you can use S%#T for brains!!!!"
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Postby GooperMC » Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:55 pm

Rhound - I got 2 outted in a $2000 pot last year, I have also broke a cup in half playing catcher. The feelings were similar.
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