nck5020 on aim

ALLSTAR: LOL- nah dood im not very mexican lookin, specially when thin. SInce im tippin the scales at like 632lbs nowadays i look a lil more mexican, because lets face it, everyone with black hair/brown eyes looks just a bit more mexican when theyre fat. I cant think of anyone on TV that looks much like me cuz they dont put doods that look like me on TV. The only celebrity lookalikes ive heard are vince vaughn a few times, and one time the drunkest cunt in the bar toldme i looked like freddie prinz junior, which is obviouisly a lie because first off she wouldnt have been makin out with another guy like 5 minutes after we did if that was true, and also if i looked like freddie prinze i wouldnt have brought in the new year by having sex with one of those fake vadges thatre modelled after a porn star, whilst crying my eyes out and contemplating suicide now would i have?! I think fucking not. Okay thats not how i brought in the new year, but it prolly woulda been if i wasnt too drunk to think of doin that...Anyways, Think half vince vaughn and half carlos mencia maybe- with glasses too (tite glasses though)...


BK: Yup....its like two thousand spoons when all ya need is a knife--WHO'DA THOUGHT? FIgures....hey isnt alanis like canadas claim to fame? Am i the only one that thinks shes pretty hot? Totally woulda rather Fed her during her jagged little pill 'you oughta know' angry days than her bullshit thank you india days....but meh..she's better than celine dion, and canadas gotta take what it can get .... wait is shania twain canadian too? If so then strike everything i just said...

ALL: I highly recommend AIMing with northview, hes good chats.

NorthViewBTP: foudn some really weird porn earlier
NorthViewBTP: bloke f-ing a limbless torso
Mekos King: WHAT!?
NorthViewBTP: yes
Mekos King: was the torso....alive?
Mekos King: im assuming not
NorthViewBTP: yes it was
NorthViewBTP: little stump at each corner

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