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Postby Marm » Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:20 pm

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I swear to God, next time I have to come back here, I'm bringing a stun gun and a weedwacker!
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Postby Nortonesque » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:22 am

*bump*

Elephant!
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:42 am

The Monkman J[c]

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Postby Nortonesque » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:32 am

Nah, he was only there a couple minutes, but it was pretty sweet. Most animals wander up to the edge of the water and drink, but the elephant just went right out to the middle, sprayed a bunch on himself, splashed it around, sat down in it and rolled on his side. Then he got up and wandered off.

I bet the turtles in the watering hole shit their shells when they see an elephant coming.
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Postby hard2tel » Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:45 am

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Postby emmasdad » Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:25 am

Lions. No shit.
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Postby NorthView » Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:33 am

Lions and gazelles now - could be interesting.
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