Staiin the whole carpet with different shades of red wine. Rose to Chianti to Burgundy. Kind of a color coordinated tie-dyed effect. Having parties to intentionally spill lots of cheap red wine would mark you as a bon vivant. I'd suggest a barefooted, hat party. Everyone is encouraged to come barefoot where they can enjoy the sexy feeling of spreading the wine around evenly on the carpet. Ask everyone to wear funny hats. I'd suggest you serve vegetarian spaghetti with whole wheat noodles. That way you could spill spaghetti at random. Think of a party where you are required to spill on the carpet! Pick music that will encourage dancing and high spirits. There are two basic priinciples in art I learned. Incorporate the mistake into the design and make it big and make it red.

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...did you purposfully capitalize 'Her'? If you did, that's hilarious!