In an effort to emulate my hero, and after realising how painful it would be to saw my legs off at the knees, I decide to just play donk-aggressive poker and piss away my chips instead.

*** DISCLAIMER***
I normally fold this hand preflop, on the flop, on the turn and on the river. This is me "varying my game" and "mixing it up" (read: positive tilt after winning).


I open-limp KQo UTG+1. Folded to BB who raises to 6. BB seems like a LAG with FPS tendencies but my read isn't that good. I call. I have a full buyin (+3BB!) and he has me covered. If anyone is half awake my image should be really tight.

Flop comes J98 with two clubs. I have no club.

He bets 8. Pff, I raise to 32. He miniraises me. I think for a while and call (hell, I have 3 nut outs, can you blame me?)

Turn is the , he bets 28 and I call.

River is the , he hesitates and bets 34. I wait for a while and then push, jump out of the chair and scream "I am XASTON!! Lord of the poker midgets!! Fear my donk pushes!!". Well the first part is true, I do push.

This is really ugly, but If youre going to bluff, i think you need to just bet the river. Not try to CR it.

He is in position, he didn't check.

Oops. Its OK then if you dont mind variance.

I tried a similar play the other day and got called by 2 pair on a 4 flush board.

If this is FR, fold preflop. If it's 6max, raise.