well, i banished myself to the 50s and 100s until my game got squared away (hadn't played in a while due to job stuff), and i ran into this beauty:
Full Tilt Poker
Pot Limit Omaha Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
7 players
Stack sizes:
UTG: $48.80
UTG+1: $29.10
MP1: $61.30
CO: $52.45
Button: $53.05
SB: $13.50
Kuso: $50
Pre-flop: (7 players) Kuso is BB with
![The Ace of Spades [As]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/As.gif)
![The Three of Spades [3s]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/3s.gif)
![The Ace of Diamonds [Ad]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/Ad.gif)
![The Two of Diamonds [2d]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/2d.gif)
Uncalled bets: $0.5 returned to .
Flop:
![The Four of Diamonds [4d]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/4d.gif)
![The Eight of Diamonds [8d]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/8d.gif)
![The Five of Diamonds [5d]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/5d.gif)
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls, CO bets $2.75, Button calls, SB folds, Kuso raises to $12.25, 2 folds, CO calls, Button calls.
Turn:
![The Eight of Clubs [8c]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/8c.gif)
Kuso bets $19, CO raises all-in $40.2, Button folds, Kuso calls all-in $18.75.
Uncalled bets: $2.45 returned to CO.
River:
![The Ten of Hearts [Th]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/Th.gif)
Results:
Final pot: $112.5
Kuso showed As 3s Ad 2d
CO showed 3c 9d Td Tc
i figured he had the boat or maybe he had the straight flush, but then the cards turned over... and he hit the fvcking runner runner to chop. i ended up stacking the guy later, but still...

http://twodimes.net/h/?z=2155002
pokenum -mc 500000 -o8 as 3s ad 2d - 3c 9d td tc
Omaha Hi/Low 8-or-better: 500000 sampled boards
cards scoop HIwin HIlos HItie LOwin LOlos LOtie EV
As 3s Ad 2d 327024 327024 172976 0 266335 0 0 0.730
Tc 3c Td 9d 97519 172976 327024 0 0 0 0 0.270
http://twodimes.net/h/?z=2154999
pokenum -o8 as 3s ad 2d - 3c 9d td tc -- 4d 8d 5d
Omaha Hi/Low 8-or-better: 820 enumerated boards containing 8d 5d 4d
cards scoop HIwin HIlos HItie LOwin LOlos LOtie EV
As 3s Ad 2d 798 798 22 0 820 0 0 0.987
Tc 3c Td 9d 0 22 798 0 0 0 0