I was gonna post some commentary... But I really don't know what I could add...

[18:02] Mekosking: fuugggggggggggggggggggggggg
[18:03] Mekosking: this is so shitty
[18:03] Mekosking: so ive been seein this one ex from waaaaay back in the day
[18:03] Mekosking: she found me on myspace
[18:03] Mekosking: and its tite because she remembers me from the dizzle
[18:03] Mekosking: when i was a fat basterd
[18:03] Mekosking: so my current state is not wierd or surprising to her
[18:04] Mekosking: and shes down to shlob my knob anyway
[18:04] Mekosking: and, shes way way way way hotter than she was at 18
[18:04] Heat517163: why does that suck?
[18:04] Mekosking: so thats tite right
[18:04] Mekosking: yeah
[18:04] Mekosking: i mean its tite
[18:04] Mekosking: but she nicknamed my penis littleboy
[18:05] Mekosking: hiroshima reference
[18:05] Mekosking: and ya know
[18:05] Heat517163: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:05] Heat517163: thats not exactly confidence inspiring
[18:05] Mekosking: well
[18:05] Mekosking: shes like
[18:05] Mekosking: well heres the thing
[18:05] Mekosking: me and her hookedup when i was like 185lbs
[18:05] Mekosking: now im like 285
[18:05] Heat517163: so shes calling you fat
[18:05] Mekosking: and shes like
[18:05] Heat517163: w/ a small peepee
[18:05] Mekosking: it looks so much smaller!
[18:06] Mekosking: im like
[18:06] Heat517163: FAB on all accounts
[18:06] Mekosking: IT AINT SMALL
[18:06] Mekosking: and shes like well, yeah but compared to the restofya...
[18:06] Mekosking: i mean on one hand
[18:06] Heat517163: well compared to the rest of you Japan is prett small no?
[18:06] Mekosking: you know the reference im referring to dont you
[18:07] Heat517163: yes
[18:07] Heat517163: either way
[18:07] Heat517163: in the heat of the moment
[18:07] Heat517163: her saying "whip out little boy"
[18:07] Heat517163: is gonna make ya cry
[18:07] Mekosking: yeah i mean
[18:07] Mekosking: im fine with bein 'fat man'
[18:08] Mekosking: but why ya gotta vut my nuts off?
[18:08] Mekosking: *cut
[18:09] Mekosking: i mean beleive me i got no reason for penile insecurities
[18:09] Heat517163: how bout she calls you little boy
[18:09] Heat517163: and the shlong fat man
[18:09] Heat517163: that would at least do somethin for ya
[18:09] Mekosking: i made her cry so many times
[18:09] Mekosking: i had to put my hand over her mouth mad times
[18:09] Mekosking: cuz i used to banger while mommy was home
[18:10] Heat517163: and she cried because she didnt want it?
[18:10] Mekosking: ah
[18:10] Mekosking: prolly
[18:10] Heat517163: or because she was 7?
[18:10] Mekosking: well
[18:10] Mekosking: to be honest it was prolly a teensy bit of both
[18:10] Mekosking: but seven year olds
[18:10] Heat517163: you didnt give her the lolipop lines?
[18:10] Heat517163: com man
[18:10] Mekosking: are alot older than they used to be
[18:10] Heat517163: its the beef
[18:11] Heat517163: gives em boobs at like 3
[18:11] Mekosking: hell yeah
[18:11] Mekosking: by the time theyre old enough to read
[18:11] Heat517163: btw you know this is like 100 shades of getting posted right?
[18:12] Mekosking: theyre old enough to get ravaged by little boy
[18:12] Mekosking: haha
[18:12] Heat517163: you cant say "my peepee is so small girls are calling it little boy"
[18:12] Mekosking: that cunt
[18:12] Heat517163: and not expect a nice little cut and paste
[18:12] Mekosking: AHH
[18:12] Mekosking: well
[18:12] Mekosking: ill gladly measureup with 90% of BTP for $100 per quarter inch
[18:13] Heat517163: would you like to give out your SSN and address just in case theres any BTPers that wanna come check it out?
[18:13] Heat517163: you could have your own Barnum and Baileys
[18:13] Mekosking: ahhhhh
[18:13] Heat517163: see the small penised wonder
[18:13] Mekosking: i did that with my roomate last year
[18:13] Heat517163: body like an elephant, peepee like a mouse
[18:14] Mekosking: it was tite i won $700
[18:14] Mekosking: i had the ole ex sandbagim
[18:14] Mekosking: LOL
[18:14] Mekosking: the one thing that cunt was goodfor
[18:14] Heat517163: you showed your dick to your roommate for 700 bucks?
[18:14] Mekosking: no
[18:14] Mekosking: we measured up for $100 per 1/4 inch
[18:14] Heat517163: or did he get to lick it an d all?
[18:14] Mekosking: as in
[18:15] Mekosking: for every wuarter inch bigger the winner was
[18:15] Mekosking: he got a hundred from the other one
[18:15] Heat517163: thats a little too close to crossin swords no?
[18:15] Mekosking: Meh
[18:15] Mekosking: moneys money dood
[18:15] Heat517163: i mean... i can prolly find you a lot of work in vegas

Nuff said...

MK EDIT: YOU SPUNK JUNKIE- theres people that peruse this forum that really ought not see this. Your a walkin salt shaker. But, in the name of humor, i aint gonna delete this, and if it screws up both of the lays that i have, as it could since they both peruse BTP to see what im upto, then ill just -- dammit. still cant talk about your mom. Oh well, you deserved that one. And the reason im responding to this in an edit rather than a post by myself is the DL factor, beyooooooooootch...

Heat517163: just erase it if it keeps you from gettin laid
Heat517163: i would
Mekos King: so that might also salt me
Mekos King: but i dno
Mekos King: it is kindof a tite dialogue
Heat517163: well i gotta run to work
Heat517163: so if its gone when i get there
Heat517163: youre a fag

Because, AND ONLY BECAUSE, this is a better topic than the usual 'ANYTHING GOES, FIND ME A GAY BUTT BUDDY' or 'OMGOMG WHATS GONNA HAPPEN IF THE REPUBLICANS WIN THE NEXT ELECTION, WILL I NOT BE FREE TO SELL TAPES OF ME BUTTRAPIN MYSELF ON THE INTERNET?!?!' shall fatman and littleboy stand.

God i hate MVP though. Seriously.

MORE EDIT:

piersmajestyk1: hey little man
piersmajestyk1: sorry little boy i mean:-)

THANKS MVP

[18:03] Mekosking: and its tite because she remembers me from the dizzle
[18:03] Mekosking: when i was a fat basterd
[18:03] Mekosking: so my current state is not wierd or surprising to her
[18:04] Mekosking: and shes down to shlob my knob anyway


ahahahhahah

Let's get this done while we can still transfer money at Stars.