I am now grinding it out at the .01/.02NL tables, and as you can see by this hand, doing quite well doing so. Hope you find it as amusing as I did.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (5 handed)

UTG ($9.10)
MP ($1.72)
Button ($0.66)
SB ($3.04)
Hero ($4.39)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
UTG calls $0.02, MP calls $0.02, 1 fold, SB completes, Hero raises to $0.04, UTG raises to $0.06, MP calls $0.04, SB calls $0.04, Hero raises to $0.08, UTG calls $0.02, MP calls $0.02, SB calls $0.02.

Flop: ($0.32) , , (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.02, UTG raises to $0.04, MP calls $0.04, SB folds, Hero raises to $0.06, UTG raises to $0.08, MP calls $0.04, Hero raises to $0.14, UTG calls $0.02, MP calls $0.02.

Turn: ($0.66) (3 players)
Hero bets $0.04, UTG raises to $0.08, MP calls $0.08, Hero raises to $0.12, UTG raises to $0.16, MP calls $0.08, Hero raises to $0.28, UTG calls $0.04, MP calls $0.04.

River: ($1.34) (3 players)
Hero bets $0.06, UTG folds, MP folds.

Final Pot: $1.40

Results in white below:
Hero has 5h 9d (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins $1.40.

I'm gonna have to add that UTG was a fellow BTPer. Care to guess who it was?

There was absolutely no collusion going on. UTG, although he plays much higher normally, was taking it seriously, whereas I was just blowing off some steam. He just folded the river because he had A-high and thought MP had him beat for sure. How MP folded I have no idea. Also, I enforced a rule at the table where we had to play it like a limit game, and only min-raises would be allowed. They complied for the most part. The table got a good laugh out of my play, and I donated a good $8-10 bucks so I don't think they were complaining.

Haha, I do the same thing to blow off steam MG. Except I usually just bluff and bluff and bluff til I'm laughing. Did you ever start that project? I have not seena anything since you posted it.

Playing freeroles is a great way to blow off some steam. I didnt pay any money for it so if i lose what the hell.