How I wish that there were more
Than the twenty-four hours in the day
cause even if there were forty more
I wouldnt sleep a minute away
Oh, theres black jack and poker and the roulette wheel
A fortune won and lost on evry deal
All you needs a strong heart and a nerve of steel
Viva las vegas, viva las vegas


my absolute favorite after last wednesday

"they gonna take us campin' like they did my man Fred Hampton" - Rage Against the Machine "Down Rodeo." coolest rhyme ever.

STONE TEMPLE PILOTS LYRICS

"Still Remains"

pick a song and sing a yellow nectarine
take a bath, I'll drink the water that you leave
if you should die before me
ask if you can bring a friend
pick a flower, hold your breath
and drift away...

"I Got You"

I got you
But it's the craving for the good life
That sees me through trouble times
When my mind begins to wander to the spoon

And I got you
Because you're there to bend and nurture me through these
Troubled times
'Cause the fix begins to twist my troubled mind

And I got you to paint the sorry on my day
And I got you to paint the roses on my grave
And I got you

I got you
But it's the feeling that I get when you're away
Twist my mind 'cause when I'm alone and cold, I fell like dyin'
And I got you to fill the craving that I get inside my mind
When you're there to fill the space I have inside, I feel like cryin'

And I got you to paint the sorrow on my day
And I got you to paint the roses on my grave
And I got you

All the slippin' that I slap me
I got you, I got you
All the slippin' that I slap me


Basically anything Wyland writes when he's real messed up.

It seems that one thing has been true all along, you don't really know what you got till it's gone.

- Fort Minor

Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man (tell it)
There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing>
You like that shit man (that was pretty good)
Hey man I got a gang of that shit man
I tell you what my man on the guitar,
Hey fool on the drums.
everyonejust crowd around the mic I'll tell you all these motha fuckin' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)

Say colt 45 and 2 zig-zag baby thats all we need we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed, as the marijana burn we can take our turn singing dirty rap songs, stop to hit the bong like Cheech and Chong and sell tapes from here to hongkong. Roll roll roll my joints pick out the seeds and stems
feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
skatin' on Dayton rims
so roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my caddy will.


well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it East Side Palmdale (well)
when the Afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale (hell)
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when i met a little girl name jan
i let her ride in my caddy cause i didnt know her daddy was the leader of the leader of the Klu Klux Klan<laughing>
we fucked on the Bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long i grew a fuckin afro
we fucked to the left
fucked to the right
she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
and so I ran, I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four <laughing>
he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the mother fucker wooped my ass all night
Oh, but i aint mad at a prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

[CHORUS]
colt 45 and two zig-zags baby thats all we need (c'mon)
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed (uh)
as the marijana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs
stop to hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
skatin on dayton rims
so roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will


I met this lady in Hollywood (hollywood)
she had green hair but damn she looked good (yeah)
I took her to my house 'cause she was fine
but she whupped out a dick that was bigger than mine (ah haaa)

I met this lady from Japan (whoo)
never made love with an African
I fucked her once (once)
I fucked her twice (twice)
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice <laughing>
dont be amazed with the stories i tell ya (tell ya)

i met a woman in the heart of austrilia
had a big butt and big titties too
so i hopped in her ass like a kangoroo

see i met this woman from hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii
lips where breakfest
pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawian punch

met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
she said ill fry some chicken if you just fuck me
i came in her mouth it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

[CHORUS]
colt forty-five and two zig-zags baby thats all we need (c'mon)
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed (uh)
as the marijana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee (Tennessee)
Her titties were filled with hennessee (hennessee)
that country music really drove me crazy
but i rode that ass and said yes ms. daisy

i met this lady in Oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma (yeah)

met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again <laughing>

met a real black girl down in South Carolina
fucked her until she turned to a white albina <Laughing>


fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, (what) so I owe her <laughing>

fucked this girl down in Georgia (huh)
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya (naw)

met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of Mexico (what)
fine young thing said her name's Maria (what)
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortila
i wanna get married but i cant afford it
I know I'ma cry when she get deported

[CHORUS]
colt forty-five and two zig-zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed (uh)
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
(hey wait a minute man wait a minute)

have you ever went over to a girls house to fuck
but the pussy just ain't no good (say what!)
I mean you gettin' upset cause you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood <laughing>
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to cum (say what!)
then a dude walk in thas her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from (Where you from homes?)
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain (I don't bang)
you start talkin' real fast (who you with) (i don't bang) (you liein)
but he already mad cause you fuckin' his woman <hitting & screaming>
so he start beatin' on yo ass <hitting and screaming continues>
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft (what?)
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off (yee-haw)

said colt forty-five and two zig-zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park...

"Singing to an ocean..." - Led Zeppelin

Has always been one of my favorite songs.

I like low dough's picks too, especially Neil Young.

EDIT: How could I forget this: "I can't hear you, like having phone sex with a deaf girl" - 311

Lee

"I want it all, and I want it NOW!" Queen

"Jay commited suicide
Brandon OD'd and died
What the hell is going on?
Cruellest dream, reality" The kids aren't alright by the Offspring
This song reminds me of the part of town I grew up. All the kids came from upper to middle class familes and most turned into major fuck ups. One of them died from an OD and a few are in prison.

"I go to school, I write exams,
If I pass, if I fail, if I drop out,
Does anyone give a damn?
And if they do, they'll soon forget cause it wont take much for me
To show my life aint over yet." What a good boy by Barenaked Ladies
If you've ever felt insignifigant or that you aren't living up to expectations this song is great.


"And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life" How to save a life by The Fray
My girlfreinds friends brother killed himself after talking about how shitty his life was for years, but nobody listened.

Hills are filled with fire
If they say I never loved you
You know they are a liar
Drivin’ down your freeways
Midnight alleys roam
Cops in cars, the topless bars
Never saw a woman...
So alone, so alone
Motel money murder madness
Let’s change the mood from glad to sadness

L.A. Woman - The Doors
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People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

People are Strange - The Doors