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Terrorist scare at Oakland raiders practice today

Postby Rhound50 » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:42 pm

Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the "GOAL LINE".

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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Postby Thxlbx » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:24 pm

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Postby Rhound50 » Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:42 pm

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

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Postby redhouse » Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:08 pm

Oakland. Lol.
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