JEEEEEEEEESUS what a p*ssy...

[22:59] kennygould: mexican chicks that don't speak english
[23:00] kennygould: but liked me anywa
[23:00] kennygould: they just not i have an enourmous cock i guess
[23:00] kennygould: know
[23:03] Heat517163: THEY JUST KNOW YOU DONT HAVE AN ENORMOUS COCK?
[23:03] Heat517163: WHO SAID BEANERS WERENT SMART
[23:04] kennygould: you can go ahead and post that
[23:04] kennygould: lol
[23:07] Heat517163: THAT YOU HAVE A MICRO PENIS?
[23:08] Heat517163: I THINK EVERYONE KNOWS
[23:08] Heat517163: SUHLEAFS POSTED IT A WHILE BACK
[23:08] kennygould: like you said.. if i had that bitch after suh... she would have had like 20 orgasims
[23:09] Heat517163: instead of the none that she did have with you going first
[23:10] Heat517163: i mean hell, even a caterpillar looks big compared to a flea
[23:12] Heat517163: so were there like ANY hot college girls there?
[23:12] kennygould: yeah let me show you
[23:12] kennygould: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.c ... 15d69420f2
[23:13] kennygould: i didn't get with them but they gave me there numbers out of nowhere
[23:14] Heat517163: you didnt get with any of em?
[23:15] Heat517163: nice gut suckin
[23:15] kennygould: haha
[23:15] kennygould: i've lost quite a bit of wieght
[23:15] kennygould: this is the girl that invited me back to her house
[23:15] kennygould: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.c ... 9f049d25d9
[23:16] Heat517163: youre not much of a photographer
[23:16] Heat517163: no titty shot
[23:16] Heat517163: s
[23:16] Heat517163: a bunch of doods
[23:16] kennygould: i have more i haven't posted
[23:16] kennygould: i was wasted pretty bad every night so it was tough
[23:17] kennygould: i almost fucked this fat bitch the last night
[23:17] kennygould: then i looked over her
[23:17] Heat517163: didja call her briachek?
[23:17] kennygould: and i was like wtf
[23:17] kennygould: she kept chasing me around.. i lost her finally and went to a different club
[23:17] kennygould: it was tough though.. my brother was being a pussy.. wouldn't go out to the clubs with me
[23:18] kennygould: so i kept going by myself not knowing anyone
[23:18] Heat517163: mexico + jail = yikes
[23:19] kennygould: if my brother was there.. i would have def went with that chick that invited me over.. but the situation was really wierd... my first night out and it almostr felt like i was being set up
[23:19] kennygould: really fucking wierd
[23:19] Heat517163: yeah man
[23:19] Heat517163: be careful
[23:19] kennygould: but if my brother had gone...
[23:19] Heat517163: rhound said you meet women
[23:19] Heat517163: take em back to SD
[23:19] Heat517163: bone em
[23:19] Heat517163: drop em off at the border
[23:19] kennygould: haha
[23:20] kennygould: i did get 3 phone numbers without asking... and i did get asked out on a date too
[23:20] kennygould: so that helps the confidence
[23:20] kennygould: and i had easy lays twicew
[23:20] kennygould: first one i thought i might be kidnapped.. second one was too ugly.. and i was drunk as fuck
[23:20] Heat517163: easy as in gigantic vaginas?
[23:21] kennygould: na the mexican chick was the one that invited me over..she was petite and hot.. the second one probably had a nasty big vagina

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[23:24] kennygould: well at least i still have possibiltes.. 3 phone numbers.. one from a girl that doesn't speak any english though
[23:24] Heat517163: they prolly all wanna get married
[23:24] kennygould: i would imagine so
[23:24] Heat517163: especially if you smuggle em over the border
[23:25] kennygould: anyway i made 3 big posts for my personal journal.. those have all the stroies.. just haven't uploaded them yet
[23:25] kennygould: had no internet access there]
[23:25] kennygould: but my brother was a giant vagina
[23:25] Heat517163: seems to be
[23:25] Heat517163: giant vaginas abound in friggin mexico
[23:26] kennygould: i would go out and he would read books in his hotel room

What... a... donk....