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Postby Cactus Jack » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:13 pm

From a writeup on Pocket Fives, which makes me want to kill myself...

Jennicide came up big this weekend in the biggest online tournament there is, the PokerStars Sunday Million. She finished in fourth place, taking home just over $44k.

I spent 3 hours with this chick in a car during the WSOP, and she's just barely above vegetation. Anyone who doesn't believe that luck plays a huge part, I submit these results as living proof that the poker gods are male.

My gawd.
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Postby emmasdad » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:14 pm

You know Xaston has a boy crush on Jennicide, right?
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:15 pm

I don't remember her being particularly hot either... I guess the ugglies get all the luck (please see 12ers 10k MTT as further proof)...
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Postby emmasdad » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:17 pm

I dunno, she looks ok to me.

http://www.jennicide.com/
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Postby SebQtaneus » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:31 pm

I read this and the ONLY thing that comes to mind is WTF is CJ doing n a car with this chick for 3 freakin hours and only having tales about how dumb she is?!!!! SHEESH!!!!
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Postby SebQtaneus » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:33 pm

CJ, did you even offer to play her HU for "anything"? Come on bud, if she's that dumb, you shoulda took her for her roll and took her for A roll.
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:44 pm

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Postby hard2tel » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:46 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby hard2tel » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:51 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby Dumb Snowman » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:58 pm

Partake in my bollocks, bloody chav!
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:26 pm

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Postby Dumb Snowman » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:29 pm

Partake in my bollocks, bloody chav!
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Postby hard2tel » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:34 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:40 pm

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Postby hard2tel » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:50 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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