http://newjersey.craigslist.org/etc/201817602.html

Uhm, wow. I've been called a jerkoff before, but now they'd have to call me a professional jerkoff. At $100 a pop (pun intended) and $1500 per month, I wonder if you can take one trip and knock off all $1500 at once? I don't think I could handle a couple of years from now, wondering if every kid I see is mine.

keep in mind that you usually can't donate if you've had sex in the last 2 days.

also, you probably don't want to have genes from the genetic cesspool.