I've been running soooo bad at limit the last few months I decided to donk around in NL for the weekend. Supposed to be less variance, you get to make opponents pay for draws, etc. etc.
So after about 1,000 hands of 13.95% VP$IP I'm at a very solid
-6.28PTBB and I'm not enjoying this one bit.
Under the Misc. Stats tab I've gone to showdown 35 times:
High Card........0 for 4,
($1.00)
One Pair..........11 for 17, $47.40
Two Pair..........4 for 6, $8.55
Three of Kind...1 for 4,
($40.65)
Straight............1 for 1, $7.45
Flush................2 for 2, $12.05
Full House.....0 for 1,
($14.60)
Here are the huge losers for me so far. I've been playing limit so long I don't know if I butchered these or what. All hands are at Pokerstars $25NL full ring.
#1
I'm in SB(full stack) with
![The Four of Diamonds [4d]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/4d.gif)
. LP limps, button limps, I complete and BB checks. All 3 have short stacks.
Pot = $1. Flop
![The Three of Clubs [3c]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/3c.gif)
, I lead out for $0.75 all 3 call.
Pot = $4. Turn
![The King of Spades [Ks]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/Ks.gif)
, I bet $3, BB folds, LP raises to $6.85 all-in, button folds, and I call.
Pot = $17.50. River
LP shows
![The Queen of Clubs [Qc]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/Qc.gif)
for the very solid runner runner straight.
#2
I'm UTG(full stack) with
![The Five of Hearts [5h]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/5h.gif)
and limp. CO and button limp, BB checks. CO covers.
Pot = $1. Flop
![The Queen of Hearts [Qh]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/Qh.gif)
, checks around.
Pot = $1. Turn
![The Five of Clubs [5c]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/5c.gif)
, I bet $1 and CO min raises (I heard somewhere this is bad news for me

) others fold and I make it $5 total. CO pushes and I call.
Pot = $54. River
LP shows
![The Jack of Hearts [Jh]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/Jh.gif)
for floped straight.
#3
I'm CO(full stack) with
![The Seven of Hearts [7h]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/7h.gif)
. UTG limps(half stack), UTG+1 limps, I limp and BB checks.
Pot = $1. Flop
![The Seven of Diamonds [7d]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/7d.gif)
, UTG bets $0.50, UTG+1 calls, I raise to $2 and both call.
Pot = $7. Turn
![The Five of Spades [5s]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/5s.gif)
, UTG checks, UTG+1 bets $5 all-in. I push and UTG calls.
Pot = $31.50. River
UTG shows
![The Six of Spades [6s]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/6s.gif)
for the turned straight (WTF is with all these straights!!!!!!) and UTG+1 mucks 1010.
#4 (this is a beauty)
I'm button (full stack with
![The Eight of Clubs [8c]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/8c.gif)
. MP limps, CO limps($14.50), I limp and BB checks.
Pot = $1. Flop
![The Eight of Spades [8s]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/8s.gif)
, MP bets $0.50, CO min raises (sigh). I flat call and MP calls.
Pot = $4. Turn
![The Queen of Diamonds [Qd]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/Qd.gif)
, MP bets $0.50, CO min raises again. I raise to $5. MP folds and CO pushes all-in. I of course call.
Pot = $31. River
CO shows
![The Seven of Hearts [7h]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/7h.gif)
and I now officially hate this fucking game!
Is it time to limp my sorry ass back to the limit tables or what?
The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N. - Wooderson
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