Okay, well let me start off this thread by stating that I questioned its appropriateness at BTP... I ride a fine line of tactfulness when I post, and when I see people like Excession, who I respect greatly, post stuff like "I'm beginning to think that we should have a section called 'The Sewer' where MVP can make his 'bored insomniac' posts... ", I can never tell if I'm genuinely offending, or if he's just the dry, british perv I expect him to be (especially after listening to his HU match against A Train)... SOOOOOOOOOO, I consulted another mod, and in his VERY well spelled words:

[03:31] Heat517163: AM I GONNA GET IN TROUBLE IF I POST A ROAST BEEFIE THREAD?
[03:31] anonymous mod: post it anyways
[03:31] Heat517163: YEAH I GUESS
[03:31] anonymous mod: its anything goes if people have a problem with it fuck em

So... here goes I guess... Well, I was talking to Rhound via AIM about my other thread (the alien dragon penis one), and the following conversation came up (apparently hte blind deaf chinese mute was out of town)...

02:06] rhound13: that is fukn weord
[02:06] rhound13: * weird
[02:06] Heat517163: yup
[02:06] Heat517163: thast DEF not really spankable
[02:24] Heat517163: okay im officially fucking bored
[02:25] Heat517163: vegas = no boredom
[02:25] rhound13: I'm looking forward to ti
[02:25] rhound13: it
[02:25] Heat517163: only you could misspell "it"
[02:26] rhound13: fuck off
[02:39] Heat517163: I saw a Jesse Jane vid
[02:40] rhound13: and?? Hot yes
[02:40] Heat517163: yes like UBERHOT
[02:40] Heat517163: a little too roastbeefie for me
[02:40] Heat517163: and kinda meh bj
[02:40] Heat517163: although it was only one vid
[02:41] Heat517163: so maybe she was pissed off about something
[02:41] rhound13: roastbeefie, this from someone who makes fun of my spelling
[02:41] Heat517163: i spelled it right
[02:42] Heat517163: roast beefie
[02:42] Heat517163: as in shes all meh downstairs
[02:42] rhound13: you use words that dont exist
[02:42] Heat517163: can you close your eyes and imagine what im talking about

Well... I was TOTALLY stunned that he didnt like my seemingly incredible adjective for... well... you know... Soooooooooooooooo, I try to get an outside, totally unbiased opinion on the subject... The best choice I could think of off the top of my head was a man who spends his life hunting whale blubber... living in an igloo... icefishing and making his clothes out of the flesh of other man.... Of course I am referring to our own Juskimo...

[02:43] Heat517163: hey donk
[02:43] qagmak: yo
[02:43] Heat517163: if you say a girl is too roastbeefie, what does that mean
[02:43] qagmak: you talkin beef drapes?
[02:44] qagmak: or just generally chuncky
[02:44] Heat517163: yessir
[02:44] Heat517163: the first
[02:44] Heat517163: please define
[02:44] Heat517163: for Rhound
[02:44] Heat517163: who is a donk
[02:44] qagmak: when the p**** is rather loose
[02:44] qagmak: and the lips hang down
[02:44] qagmak: like two pieces of beef swinging in the wind
[02:44] qagmak: flap flap
[02:44] Heat517163: lolololol
[02:44] Heat517163: that about did the trick
[02:44] Heat517163: that lawschool education wasnt wasted after all
[02:45] qagmak: not at all

I guess the moral of the story is that even a freakin goddamn eskimo, a man that has spent like 3 minutes in his entire life out of the dark, dank wilderness of animal relations, etc.... even HE knows what it means, and he hadn't even HEARD the term before... So, I guess that means that Rhound is about as donky a donk to have ever lived...

So, vote... Yeah or nay on whether "roast beefie" is an appropriate term to be used when discussing the porn world or floppy women in general I guess...

I wont comment on the beef curtains but anyone that knows me knows I'm the donk of all donks.

MVP, ship that to urbandictionary, I'll vote for ya.

Back about 10 years ago this deli/strip club opened up on the main road in town. Of course people went apesh8t over it and protested and all that crap. I for one was so offended that I got 3 guys from work to head there for lunch the day it opened. We walk in and there's 3 'stage tables' with about a dozen or so chairs around each. There is a girl dancing on each stage table, and a waitress going around taking orders. We sit at the first table and the stripper starts gettin nekkid. The waitress comes over and asks for our orders just as the stripper gets her thong off, displaying a .....well....let's just say a rather prominent pair of labia.
My buddy looks at the stripper and tells the waitress, "I was going to have the roast beef but on 2nd thought how about just a salad."

Roast beefies? We already have "beef curtains" to describe a woman whose landing gear is permanently down, and..... oh damnit I'm just going to have to come clean here... we can't have you going on about "roast beefies", MVP - didn't you know that's what the French call us English?

Damn, this is just too much.

How immensely disturbing is it Seb that you actually saved that conversation...