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The Alltime Weirdest Pornsite (DEEEEEEEEF NSFW).. .

Postby MVPSPORTS » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:05 am

Okay, well since none of you bungholes like posting at night, and cause I'm bored off my testicles at work, I decided to surf the web, lookin for a litlte "self inflicted entertainment"... And, after a long, involved search to find ANYTHING named "finesse" or Rhounds personal favorite "Jesse Jane" (who IS hot, but a little meh on the work quality, and a little too roast beefie for my liking, if you know what I mean, which prolly 99.3% of you dont... Thank GOD for Mecos...), I was like screw it... Anything Asian and naked was gonna do the trick...

So, somehow, through some Googlish nightmare of a search, I come across THIS site... And MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN is it weird... I mean, I like donkey raping, shit eating, midget transvestite molesting, and fat granny poking as much as the next guy... But... This seems about as turnonable (if thats a word) as Briachek is non-manboobish (I was really looking for a better analogy, but nothing came to me at the moment, and so I ended up slipping back into old habits)...

So anyways, enjoy... I guess..... And, as the title says, this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK, unless you happen to work in an alien minitub where everyones penis is a dragon... In that case, surf away...

http://xxxspacegirls.us/TGP/mika_tan/mo ... sid=670225
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:07 am

I'm sure this thread is going to eventually become a "my porn is grosser than your porn" contest... And, as a mod, all I can really say about that... is... hmmmm... well... fuggit, let someone ELSE ban this crap...
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Postby Stelvask » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:55 am

hmm, i can't get the link to load...

but as long as you're talking about disguesting asian porn.. you ever see the fucking eel shit (pun intended)?
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Postby black_knight6 » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:56 am

This is weirder than german shaite porn...you are twisted my friend...I bow to you.
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Postby excession » Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:12 am

I'm beginning to think that we should have a section called 'The Sewer' where MVP can make his 'bored insomniac' posts...
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Postby TheMoose15 » Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:17 am

Reminds me of some questionable japanese animated porn. Not that I would know ANYTHING about that.

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Postby low dough » Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:36 am

Seen it.

What else did you find?
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:28 am

The Monkman J[c]

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A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby Cactus Jack » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:02 am

"Are the players better as the stakes go up? It's not an exam; it's a buyin." Barry Tanenbaum
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Postby Xaston » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:38 am

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby black_knight6 » Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:50 pm

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Postby RogMcBusto » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:49 am

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