God I'm wrecked. This skunk is the nuts. Sorry, what was the question again?

First off, since when is there an expensive anniversary present (i.e. trips to Nawlins) requirement for BF/GF relationships? Dude, she's scammin you if she's got you believin that!

May sound a bit harsh but until she's made herself so indispensible to you that you actually feel the need to marry her, GF's don't get expensive "anniversary" presents. Or are you sayin that's what has finally happened?

You aint married, so just take her to the local Denny's and tell her she can have anything on the menu but she better put out. Hell, isn't that how you meet most of your women anyway?

Wow...MVP has upgraded to Denny's?

Dennys IS quite tite, no doubtin that... And the trip is instead of buying her some useless bullshit necklace or somethin..

And, if I missed out on the "youre not suppused to by a GF an anniversary present", then I've alredy fugged it up... The law of escalating presents at this point states that I MUST go on a trip or buy some stupid diamond necklace-type thing thats too much money for what its worth... So meh...