Bro I wish I could after the visceral viking rape and pillage i laid on Caesars and the Rio last time out, but baby #2 (we have decided on the name Duece Tyrone by the way), is due that week and i doubt the wife would be too happy with me missing the birth because I was with your degen ass.

LOL, imagine this kid when he's getting married. Sayin the vows his bride to be says, "I take thee Deuce...".

Where I come from, "takin' a deuce" has a WHOLE DIFFERENT MEANIN'!!!!!! This marriage would be on the fast track to a big smelly pile of a divorced future.

I knew you had to be kidding when you said you were namin the kid that. But very funny and very true about anybody who believed it havin not been married with kids. Even the most timid of women will put their foot down when it comes to naming the new kid. "Deuce" aint happenin but if you played your cards right, "Trey", just might eke it's way through the baby naming filters of the mommy. And then there's always "Jack".

Might I suggest "Phillip"? Or, if it's a girl, "Ivy"?

Goodluck with the Most-important/Non-important decision you've made since creating this kid.

-SebQ