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Poker Player Is Selling His Face On Ebay!!!

Postby jenedge05 » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:24 pm

I like to surf thru ebay every once in a while and check out waht kind of outrageous things people are selling. I found one related to poker that everyone might like. Some guy is selling his face,arm,neck,and leg to advertisements. look 4-your-self

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Postby hard2tel » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:38 pm

ban this guy.

he posted the same thing on the 2+2 forums...just advertising himself it seems.
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:40 pm

I'll give him $60 or so to tattoo "I'm a big blubbering c*nt" on his forehead...
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:43 pm

Surely got to be worth pooling our resources so we can get "SUCKY SUCKY LONG TIME $10" in big red letters, no? Or perhaps "I AM A STUPID FKING TOOL FOR GETTING MY FOREHEAD TATTOOED FOR MONEY, ALTHOUGH MY MUM WILL TAKE IT UP THE ASS FOR KICKS". Can't be more than a couple of hundred bucks worth...

I was gonna delete the post but I thought I'd leave it up as it was funny :) Tetsuo will ban this guy when he's back, no worries. I don't think anyone is seriously going to take him up on this because it's the single most ridiculous thing I've ever heard on ebay, which takes some doing.
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Postby bkholdem » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:03 pm

That is some funny sheit. I wouldn't trust the guy to follow through. How does he assure people he will do it? I cna't imagine someone tattoo'ing their forehead unless they are an idiot or gang member.

I did see a motorcyclist with the tattoo FRED in large block lettering kind of crooked on his forehead once.
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Postby shamdonk » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:01 pm

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creeeeeeeeepy.
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:08 pm

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Postby black_knight6 » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:56 pm

Rolling on the FUCKING floor laughing!
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