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Postby Twelver » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:12 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:21 pm

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Postby GodlikeRoy » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:53 pm

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby shamdonk » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:56 pm

Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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Postby Molina » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:04 pm

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Postby Twelver » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:06 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:22 pm

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Postby Tyrannic » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:31 pm

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Postby excession » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:34 am

you get dealt KK UTG blinds are 5/10 first hand of the SnG...everyone has $1,500...what do u do?

you limp/push over the donk raiser who has A2 and watch as you spike a set only for the river to bring the wheel of course.. :D
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Postby Girevik » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:40 am

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Postby Stelvask » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:32 am

this guy IMed me twice the other day. with that whole "Good morning, I am your average everyday poker player. I got your name off a forum. "

what a schmuck. hope he reads this part of the forum and realizes what a douchebag he is.
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Postby Cactus Jack » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:43 am

"Are the players better as the stakes go up? It's not an exam; it's a buyin." Barry Tanenbaum
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Postby Juskimo » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:53 am

[22:47] PSActFast: hey
[22:48] Qagmak: no
[22:48] PSActFast: lol
[22:48] PSActFast: I do a lot in the poker business. I sell ebooks and a poker bot. I do bonus whoring and give out bonuses. I play on almost all major poker sites. Just wonderd if your interested in anything or could stake or loan me a little bit on any site of your choice. My name is Ross Thornton (ActFast on PS) (Kingz23 on FT) thanks!!!! Interested?
[22:48] Qagmak: again, no
[22:48] PSActFast: howd u kno wat i was gonna say?
[22:48] Qagmak: go away
[22:48] PSActFast: okay i will
[22:48] PSActFast: answer the q
[22:48] Qagmak: I see and know all
[22:49] PSActFast: coo
[22:49] PSActFast: u cant help me out?
[22:49] Qagmak: sure can
[22:49] Qagmak: here is how
[22:49] PSActFast: k
[22:49] Qagmak: LEAVE ME AND THE REST OF THE BTPERS ALONE
[22:49] Qagmak: all the help you need
[22:49] PSActFast: k

-Jus
[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:56 am

Damn im jealous...
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