AA in the BB and raise to 6x after 2 limpers, only the UTG+1 calls. Flop K64, I bet most of pot, he calls. Turn 5, I bet half pot, he pushes, I decide no way he has the straight there and call. No, he didn't have the straight, he had K5. Yep, K5o, utg+1. I catch another 4 on the river, and justice is served.

Get AK and raise, shortstack calls. Flop is AAK. LOL. He bets half his stack. I slowwwwwwly reach for the call button. Turn A. He bets the rest. Uh-huh. Even if I didn't have an A I know that you don't have it Mr. Shortstack. I have to admit I was guilty of slowrolling here because I just had to call the wife over to see this hand before I hit call. He had 66.

KT in the LMP, 4-way limped pot, flop is AQJ. A guy minbets, call, fold, I raise more than pot, he calls. Turn 3, he bets half pot, I raise pot, he pushes, I call of course. And the river, of course, is another A and he has A3. Unreal.

I had a 7 buy-in downswing on this site (which I complained about way too much, sorry about that). If this one pot had gone my way (only a 90% chance or so on the turn) I would have been all the way back up to even. And the bonus will be cleared very soon. Yay for the fishies....

They're even worse at Paradise.

I limped AA utg, it was raised to 5x, two callers, I limpraised to 20x the BB and the original raiser called. He only had $20 to start the hand so that's half his stack. Flop is Kxx with 2 hearts, I push, he calls with [Jh] and catches to win.

I get KK in MP. A shortie raises to 5x, gets a caller, I raise to 20x again (shortie had less than that), shortie calls all-in, other guy calls too. Flop has an A and I lose ... to ... [Jc]. The caller had that, not the raiser. He calls 5x then 20x preflop with AJ.

A bunch more crazy bad plays. So many I'm running myself ragged to document them all in the notes feature.

Sorry gotta vent some more.

This is the one that made me quit. But first I had to yell at the screen and scare my cats. Sorry, guys.

Paradise $50 NL.

UTG raises to 6x, I reraise to 30x (yes, 30x the BB!) with AA. He calls.

Pot $30. Flop [Jc][2h]. I'm not real happy with that flop. I don't have the . He checks, I bet half pot (which is also half his remaining stack). He calls.

Pot $60. Turn . Not happy at all. He checks, I sigh and bet the rest, he calls.

River . He flips 99 and takes it down !!!!!!!!!

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Get [6d] in the co and raise, only caller is the BB.
Flop [Td][3h]. He bets half pot, I raise, he calls.
Turn . Yay! He checks, I bet pot, he calls.
River . He pushes for about pot. I think and call. He flips 44 for runner-runner quads with nothing on the flop.

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On the plus side was this beauty:

Get 77 and limp, 6 way pot of 964. Someone minimum bets and I call because, well, why not? Turn 7, I bet pot, get 1 caller. River pairs 9s, I bet full pot, he pushes, I call and he shows 53.

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They're terrible awful dreadful. And I'm losing.

Sorry, this is one more whine post. I just need to blow off steam. Thank goodness this room is here....