EscapePlan9: did i tell you what i gave up a few days ago?
Heat517163: sex with men?
EscapePlan9: i dont think so...
EscapePlan9: haha
Heat517163: so youre still into sex with men?
EscapePlan9: i deleted all my porn
EscapePlan9: all 4.3 gigs of it
Heat517163: are your MORE into sex w/ men
Heat517163: gotcha
EscapePlan9: there's no good way to answer that LOADED question
Heat517163: sorry donk
EscapePlan9: this donk beat the shit out of Doyle's Room's donks
Heat517163: with your big hot manmeat no doubt
Heat517163: beat them into submission with passionate kisses and carrot rubs
EscapePlan9: carrot rubs are for homos
Heat517163: you FiNALLY read the instructions eh?
EscapePlan9: i never received the guide
EscapePlan9: i thought i made it up in my head
Heat517163: i guess practice makes perfect
Heat517163: they may ask you to write a guide
Heat517163: Kama Sutra with men and vegetables
Heat517163: tofu sutra
EscapePlan9: cool
EscapePlan9: i need the money
EscapePlan9: but i'm not knowledgeable on sexual guides involving men and vegetables
EscapePlan9: i'm all about the pussy
Heat517163: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
EscapePlan9: i bet you $2000 that i'm not gay
Heat517163: if that involves you sucking a mans penis on video
Heat517163: and then explaining how much you didnt like it
Heat517163: sure
EscapePlan9: good response sir
EscapePlan9: i bet guy's give better handjobs than women though
Heat517163: this is all being posted BTW
EscapePlan9: which is why i nearly always prefer masturbating to women giving me a handjob
EscapePlan9: i know what works best
EscapePlan9: i'm master of my domain
EscapePlan9: but BJs are all about women's soft supple lips
Heat517163: that and because women wont do it for ya
EscapePlan9: i don't even want to think about a dude giving it
EscapePlan9: i have video of my ex giving me one
Heat517163: dont think about it
Heat517163: just do it
EscapePlan9: BTW... the only "porn" i kept is me and my ex fucking
EscapePlan9: thats just something i'm never giving up
Heat517163: yeah... i heard Chuck was pretty well hung
EscapePlan9: she preferred to be called Carly
Heat517163: hmmm... funny... i thought youd be the girl in the relationship
Heat517163: or i guess "relationship"
EscapePlan9: yea... my partner is always the one all about fucking me, and i'm just like cooking up some tasty vegan dishes and whatever
EscapePlan9: cuz i mean, who doesn't want to have sex with me, and eat my awesome food?
Heat517163: men are lining up from here to San Francisco
Heat517163: Im sure
EscapePlan9: other than dudes
EscapePlan9: haha
EscapePlan9: people are dying in San Fran
EscapePlan9: this weather... totally lame
Heat517163: well only fags and vegans live in San Fran anyway
Heat517163: so good riddance
EscapePlan9: see, there's a difference between fags and vegans!!
Heat517163: semantics
EscapePlan9: one smoked a bowl a while ago and the other didn't
Heat517163: so you gave up Veganism?
EscapePlan9: green is vegan
Heat517163: huh?
EscapePlan9: i cannot discuss drug usage with you, moderator, so i cannot elaborate there
(... something that I can't post on BTP)...
Heat517163: well i guess suckin manmeat is as good a reason as any to just say no
EscapePlan9: drugs never made me have sex with men
Heat517163: so it was free will
Heat517163: thats cool
EscapePlan9: sorry i'm remember the movie Free Willy now
EscapePlan9: right... so no, i have never had sex with men on any occasion
Heat517163: dont try weaselin your way out now
EscapePlan9: i think i should stop talking before you incriminate me more
Heat517163: prolly

Jeez, guys...just because it says Anything Goes, doesn't mean it ANYTHING should!