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Best way to kill myself...

Postby MVPSPORTS » Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:01 am

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Re: Best way to kill myself...

Postby Kuso » Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:57 am

wwcrd?

"that basically sums up poker for me - 12" needle in the testicle." <nutkick> mvp
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Postby Xaston » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:02 am

Masturbate to gay porn on your computer and put a noose around your neck and try that autoerotic asphyxiation nonsense. Fail at it, suffocating yourself to death with your hand around your dick and gay porn on your computer. The crime scene will be a microcosm of your sick twisted pathetic joke of a life.
Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Re: Best way to kill myself...

Postby MVPSPORTS » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:13 am

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Postby MVPSPORTS » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:14 am

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Postby NorthView » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:15 am

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:23 am

I can sense this is going to be a good thread...
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Postby Xaston » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:23 am

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:27 am

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Postby Kuso » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:29 am

wwcrd?

"that basically sums up poker for me - 12" needle in the testicle." <nutkick> mvp
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Re: Best way to kill myself...

Postby Kuso » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:30 am

wwcrd?

"that basically sums up poker for me - 12" needle in the testicle." <nutkick> mvp
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Postby Xaston » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:36 am

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:48 am

Dood... spendin 3 days in friggin AC w/ no casinos, no beaches (giant crabs + they may be closed due to no lifeguards), and Briachek...????

Where's my Dubbya mask and Mohammad doll...
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:56 am

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby Juskimo » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:42 am

[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
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