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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:38 pm

Is this referee autistic or something? I think some card-flashing repetitive strain injury is going to happen.

Referees are big gays. I'm sorry but they are. Stop spoiling games you big bunch of melodramatic, blow-wave tossers.
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:43 pm

Drik Kuyt..... Hmmmm, good selection eh. Somehow I don't think when Van Nistelrooy is clean through on the goalkeeper he's going to hit it gently at his chest. I think if they selected their BEST STRIKER they'd be 1-1 by now. Funny how Van Basten worked SO hard to get the politics out of this team and then he himself leaves out their best striker, leaves him on the bench and then (as it looks now) loses 1-0 because arguably the best finisher in world football is warming the bench. Nice one Marco :lol: ..... If I was Dutch I'd be spitting blood.....
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:56 pm

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE..... Even though the players have been culpable for a lot of it, PLEASE let this be the last we see of him this year.
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:04 pm

25 fouls...... 16 yellows, 2 reds...... Let's not have this referee again, eh???? What a moron....
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Postby shamdonk » Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:24 pm

Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


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Postby Stoneburg » Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:32 pm

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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:01 pm

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Postby Stoneburg » Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:08 pm

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Postby SideSwipe » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:36 am

What makes me laugh is that at the start of EVERY game, a bunch of kids come out with a FIFA flag saying FAIR PLAY all over it. Sepp Blatter and his corrupt cronies want to crack down on tackles from behind, jostling during corners/freekicks, time wasting etc... but they WILL NOT crack down on diving.

This World Cup has been littered with so many talented divers, but FIFA does nothing! Never has, and looks like never will.

We all know why, if FIFA clamped down on divers, then no South American team would ever win the World Cup ever again.
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Postby Stoneburg » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:11 am

Eh? What? On what planet does that make sense?
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Postby Xaston » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:32 am

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:55 pm

I think it's ridiculous that this has been one of the CLEANEST major championships I can remember, yet we've already comfortably broken the ALL TIME record for most yellow cards AND most red cards, only 2/3 of the way through the tournament. Something is seriously wrong here.
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