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OMG Live games are as rigged as online!!!

Postby AlexMR » Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:36 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :o :) :D :D :lol: . :lol: .

Hand #1. Hero has KK in LP. Six limpers and I raise to 10BB. Three callers.

FLOP. 5 K 5. Everyone checks. I bet 30BB. Maniac UTG pushes, fish calls and I instapushed.l my 120BB (He covered me).

Turn 5.

River 5.

Villain turned over K8 and Fish tunrned over AQ cleaned :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: and cleaned.

OMG!!! This is a no capped game with antes of 3USD/hand. I've never seen so much madness in a poker game. I was just there for about 70 hands and it was totally insane!

There was another table where practically everybody was all in preflop (at least 3-4 players/hand) with 33-AJ-79 :shock: :shock: :shock: . OMG!!!

The bad news is that those guys are playing huge stakes. Bad news for me. They go broke on Mid pair and claim they have been so unlucky. They dont have an idea about pot odds. They are just insne but are also insanely rich I must say. OMDG!

A good news is that I might have found the juiciest NLHE $60 buy in SnG of the whole world. They play SnG every friday and saturday and start over with 10/20 binds with 4000 in chips. They double the blinds every 20 minutes which is aprox every 10-12 Hands. It's fast but damn I want to play that one! Since I am only on NL$50 and only have a bit more than 1000 in the roll, I am going to set a rule, if I mke more than 350 in a week, I will buy in for one SnG, if I dont, better luck the next week.

They will also play a SnG with 1500USD buy in so the winner can go to the WSOP ME! :shock: OMDG! I want some money to play at those friggin games!

As I said, the cash games are No capped and they play with antes instead of the regular blinds. The ante is $3. So you wlll invest $30/10hands, that is the equivalent of 10/20NL
Most of the times, most players are relatively shortstacked, but there are tables with people with 10K, 20K and even more than 30K!!!!!.

:shock: Jesuschrist I saw a pot of about 9K USD where the winning hand was the mortal nuts. The board was 45Q - 6 - K. The pot was raise and reraisedx, and the winner called the whole way with his 7-8. He even call a push from AA for an absurd deep stack with his gut shot str8....and he hit!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Another good one was a calling station calling all the way to the river...no...he called a huge preflop raise, then a another huge huge huge flop bet and then for the rest of his chips on the turn. He kept saying "I just need a friggin nine...just a nine...all i want is a nine".

The board was like this: QJ2 - 3 - 9 he flips over 99 and the raiser had KK. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

}OMG, Kenny you should move to Santo Domingo. I dont think you'll need more than just a couple month to declare yourself a millionaire. Expect some crazy swings.... Oh in that last hand, there was another caller who called all the way also with AJ

:shock:
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby hard2tel » Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:16 am

OMG! :shock:

and another one for good measure. :shock:

:P

sounds insane man
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Postby mike_m235 » Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:43 am

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Postby AlexMR » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:22 am

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby mike_m235 » Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:38 pm

I've known a lot of guys from the DR. I've always meant to visit but never gotten around to it. Although I'd be a bit worried with hurricane season coming.
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Postby AlexMR » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:45 pm

Dont worry much about hurricanes. A major storm hits us once every 8 years. That is their return period. It' s been about 8 years since the last one, so the odds of getting hit by one this year is about 65%, I think.
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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