Okay... I dont really think this requires a poll persay... But, I'm bored, and this guy is actin like a total tool.... SOOOOOOOOO....


MK EDIT (IM A MOD TOO CUNT-WIPE) - the only weay to make this fair is to incude all of it.



Heat517163: u sorry ass scuzbcket
Mekos King: (OKay i edited ths part out)
Heat517163: hey Mr. Mantits... u may not wanna talk
Mekos King: Meh
Heat517163: so whats the deal w/ the asian love?
Mekos King: i as gonna say
Mekos King: you want your weekend to become one long massageprolor seesion
Heat517163: that would be an affirmativce
Mekos King: youd best suckon the mantits till i deciced im too sore
Heat517163: as i said coolest man ive ever met
Heat517163: how was your day
Heat517163: fine i hope
Mekos King: OMGOMG@
Mekos King: IM SO GLAD U ASKED!
Mekos King: WEll, today was like, soooooooooooooooo tiring, ya know?
Mekos King: like, i woke up at like, i dunno whenver right
Heat517163: get some new purses?
Mekos King: and i was like OMGOMGOMG! I gotta get breakfast but i sooooooooooo dont wanna cook right?
Mekos King: right?
Mekos King: oyu get like that too, TOTALLY RIGHT?
Heat517163: yeahh
Heat517163: sure
Mekos King: so i was like OMGOMG
Heat517163: whatever you say
Mekos King: maybe ill goout to breakfast so me and my friend did that
Mekos King: and like
Mekos King: OMGOMG
Mekos King: this waiter we got!
Mekos King: he was like
Mekos King: cute but not like mathhew mconeghy cute
Mekos King: he was like, jake gillenhall cute ya know?
Mekos King: right?
Mekos King: right?
Mekos King: RIGHT
Mekos King: so i was like OMGOMG
Mekos King: theres this guy i know named adam goldenheebenberger (edit: That is eactly the name of our good feind, MVPSPORTS)
Mekos King: and hes soooooooooooo gay
Mekos King: and everyone was like
Mekos King: LOLOLOLOLOMGOMGOMGOMG
Mekos King: (and that was just morning- wanna hear more bout my day big boi?)
Heat517163: okay... getting beyond this
Mekos King: im loopy see
Heat517163: gimme the lowdown on the asian scene
Mekos King: stuck 2k on the day, as usual
Heat517163: bah
Heat517163: youll be on the orient express sson enough
Heat517163: look forward to that
Mekos King: Meh
Mekos King: that wont get my 2k back
Mekos King: anyways
Mekos King: well, we met these slutties atta bar last night
Mekos King: i mentioned 'santa barabara' and oneofem was all 'santabarbara?' OMGOMGOMG I JUST GRADUATED FROM THERE
Mekos King: and i can drink soooo much
Mekos King: man i swear
Mekos King: my right hand wanted to slap her but my left hand wanted to shove itself up her skirt
Heat517163: cant do both?
Mekos King: yeah but
Mekos King: im not sure about the legality of all that
Heat517163: dood check this shit out
Mekos King: :'(
Heat517163: i played this stupid $50 sng
Heat517163: this game is like 6 hands old
Mekos King: OMGOMG
Heat517163: we had QQ v. QQ allin
Mekos King: that mustve been sooooooooooooooo fun
Heat517163: and AA v. AA allin
Mekos King: ahh
Heat517163: and on a board of KA23xx
Heat517163: one dood had KK
Heat517163: one had KQh for the nut flush
Heat517163: and another had 45 for the str8flush
Heat517163: thats allin like 6 hands
Mekos King: Wow
Mekos King: wait
Mekos King: 6 way allin?
Heat517163: huh?
Heat517163: that wasn't all one hand
Mekos King: oh
Mekos King: i get it
Heat517163: those wewre like 3 diff hands
Mekos King: still though
Mekos King: all that in 3 hands is stong
Heat517163: im just sittin here like JESUS
Heat517163: i thought it was gonna be HU after like 6 hands
Mekos King: sittin there wishin you could pickup somethin better than 83s
Heat517163: or scared rather
Heat517163: cause as soon as i pick up AA
Heat517163: someone else will have AAA
Mekos King: NAH ITS
Mekos King: you have AA someone else has AA
Mekos King: and they win
Mekos King: thats always tite
Heat517163: i had that happen live
Heat517163: KK v. KK
Heat517163: i was like 1 goose on the rocks from jumpin accross and puttin my foot up his ass
Heat517163: WITH a boot on
Heat517163: WITH one of those Patrick Swayze Roadhouse bootknives in it
Mekos King: ahhh
Mekos King: roadhouse is a titeass flick son
Heat517163: youre my regular saturday night thing
Heat517163: the greatest line in ANY movie EVER
Mekos King: haaaaaaa
Heat517163: jesus
Heat517163: now i just ran AK raised into QTs
Heat517163: flop KsJs9s
Mekos King: did you calloff a stack there?
Heat517163: nah
Heat517163: i played it like a pro
Heat517163: i led pot on the flop he called
Heat517163: turn blanked
Heat517163: he checked i checked behind
Heat517163: river crap
Heat517163: he bets like 300, i smooooooooooothly call
Heat517163: JESUS dood
Heat517163: now AA v. KK PF
Mekos King: bleh
Heat517163: this is all within like 15 hands
Mekos King: where are al these shenanigans takin place?
Heat517163: :UB
Heat517163: UB
Mekos King: nna tourney?
Heat517163: yeah
Heat517163: SNG
Heat517163: this has all happened within 15 hands of a SNG
Mekos King: strong
Mekos King: rigged dood
Mekos King: thats y sall bout vegas
Heat517163: obv
Mekos King: live cards live dealers and live vadge
Heat517163: yeah
Mekos King: + a whoole lotta liquor, all forfree
Mekos King: hard to arguee with that
Heat517163: i think its goin just about nowhere w/ the Russian
Mekos King: ys that
Mekos King: language barrier?
Heat517163: shes not really russian
Heat517163: just looks it
Heat517163: some ex is cockblockin me
Mekos King: you point at your penis and shes like um...what?
Heat517163: i may try thtat
Heat517163: i just raised KK
Heat517163: flop AK2
Heat517163: this is a goooooooood sng
Heat517163: anyways, so back to the slanty eyed vag
Mekos King: Y
Heat517163: you never got to the "how theyre gonna be in vegas" line
Mekos King: WHAT?
Heat517163: what what
Heat517163: you stopped at the santa barbara crap
Mekos King: oh
Mekos King: we talked blah blah
Mekos King: she graduated SB durin the lasr couple days s apparently
Mekos King: hence why she was onna bender
Mekos King: but she was a dumass asian girl
Mekos King: whose parents made her do piano and gymnastics
Heat517163: ;yummy
Mekos King: and she thought she was mad cool because she drank now
Mekos King: and was braggin to me about it
Mekos King: sayin 'you might be bigger than me but i can prolly drink as much as you'
Heat517163: so didja drink her under the table
Heat517163: then cop a cheap feel
Mekos King: i was like LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Mekos King: DO YOU KNOW WHOIAM SLUT?
Mekos King: nah
Mekos King: just made funofer
Heat517163: wait
Heat517163: so you didnt have a contest right there?
Heat517163: ladies and gentleman
Heat517163: bri jr
Heat517163: sweaty ole man danglers and all
Mekos King: with a 4ft taqll asian slut?
Heat517163: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Heat517163: me no speaka de inges?
Heat517163: Lily Thais about 4'4 methinks
Mekos King: I dno dood
Mekos King: but no contest ensued
Mekos King: the reason
Heat517163: so youreu lookin for a 6'2 kara lookalike?
Mekos King: is prolly because
Mekos King: i really felt a little bad
Mekos King: i mean
Mekos King: come on
Mekos King: she was so delicate
Mekos King: and so stupid
Mekos King: it woulda been like, mean
Heat517163: dood... no offense (mostly cause im tryin to get you to hook me up w/ them in vegas)
Heat517163: but you are a clitoris' clitoris after THAT deal
Mekos King: Meh
Heat517163: a small hot little asian says "your a big fat ass, but I bet I can drink you under the table:"
Mekos King: trust me i been around
Mekos King: Ah doooooood
Heat517163: "and then maybe stomach a way to bone you 15 ways to Thailand"
Heat517163: and youre like ... nah...
Heat517163: gotta go mize some 15/30
Heat517163: which you dropped 2k in
Heat517163: good sound thinkin
Mekos King: this girl hadda alcohol problem is all
Heat517163: welll so do i, and I'm sure you'll bend me over the table first chance you get
Mekos King: well, yeah obviousl
Mekos King: but your expecting it
Mekos King: thats the difference
Mekos King: you know
Heat517163: you had lily thai on a stick
Mekos King: you hang with me
Mekos King: passout
Heat517163: and turned her away
Heat517163: wow
Mekos King: anus is fargame
Heat517163: Xas just shed a tear
Heat517163: prolly cause hes rubbin it raw at this point
Heat517163: but still
Heat517163: that was a baaaaaaaaaaad call man
Mekos King: 1sec
Mekos King: and when i teller that next time i seeer
Mekos King: she'll be all OMGOMG!
Mekos King: then instead f my stickin it inner while she was passed out onve time and worry about rape charges
Mekos King: instead she'll rail me silly 50 times and be like OMGOMG
Mekos King: your man tits are the cutest things ive ever seen
Heat517163: yeah
Mekos King: !!!!
Heat517163: sure
Heat517163: u keep on believin that
Heat517163: that OR she'll never see you again
Heat517163: and you lost out
Heat517163: nihan sir
Mekos King: im teliin ya
Mekos King: bein a decent human being pays off
Mekos King: i seriosuly woulda felt like i was abusing a 10 ear old
Heat517163: and how would you knwo that?
Mekos King: (they tell me that in AA)
Mekos King: (but it makes sense)
Heat517163: so a regular sat night?
Mekos King: HAHAHAHA
Mekos King: i dno dood
Mekos King: theres just no way i as a 270 lb mexican onna sober stomach is gonna challenge a 21yrold 125lb asian girl n the tail end of a 50hour bender to a drinking contest
Heat517163: well well just see
Mekos King: dont get me wrong
Mekos King: theres plenty of sluts i would have
Mekos King: but this one had alcohol problem writen all over her
Mekos King: im not gonna contribute to that one
Mekos King: AAs taught me a little
Mekos King: not how not to drink, THANK GOD
Mekos King: but a little
Heat517163: wow
Heat517163: you are a tool
Mekos King: nah
Mekos King: well okay maybe
Mekos King: that not the point donk
Heat517163: that was very briachekesque
Mekos King: ahh
Mekos King: theres a difrerent
Mekos King: brians never been in a posisiton to take advantage of someone elses weakness
Mekos King: only the reverse
Heat517163: whatever you say Mr. Kolowski
Mekos King: im sorry dood
Mekos King: i have a weakness for an obvious alcoholic
Mekos King: i got a family full of em, and i am one
Heat517163: u have a family full of drunk asians?
Mekos King: your a thinkinman
Heat517163: cool
Mekos King: you oughta know what i mean
Mekos King: Haahaha
Mekos King: no donk
Mekos King: tecate and sake
Mekos King: is there really a difference?
Mekos King: i mean besides the fact that
Mekos King: asians drink sake and asians are retards
Heat517163: sake tastes kinda like drinkin a cats pee
Heat517163: but warm
Mekos King: well shit
Mekos King: you oughta feed your vat more expensive food heeb
Mekos King: *cat
Mekos King: specially if your gonna partake of his weewee
Mekos King: i mean dont get me wrong many a greatman has drank his cats piss, im not tryin to pot shit onya
Mekos King: like, Greg LUgayness, phil collins
Mekos King: Freddie mercury
Mekos King: and lets NOT forget Liberace
Mekos King: who i think we can all acknowledge is the wtonecold ubernuts
Heat517163: i think youre a little too old for me
Heat517163: cause i think he was dead before i was born
Mekos King: BAH
Mekos King: thats just what your dad told you
Mekos King: cuz he didnt want you to know hwo your real dad was
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Heat517163: forum/viewtopic.php?p=130162#130162
Mekos King: Hah
Mekos King: mights well put the whole convo in donk
Heat517163: well most of the rest was me bitchin about hands
Heat517163: i kept most of the dialogue in

My side of it was bsicaly, this girl was a dumass n00b and had the makings of a problem that isnt something to joke about on forums. So i figured id do the right thing once.

Help some old lady across the street or somethin man... Buy girlscout cookies... JEEEEEBUS....

Nevermind... turns out she's ugly.. That explains it...

Learn how to say "Bring it on, baby!" in whatever language she speaks

So the Jap can drink, eh?