In the World Cup, I am for England. They are always a pal of the U.S. Also, they may have a chance.

"It's estimated that over 40,000 prostitutes have gone to Germany for the World Cup. This is the only chance the U.S. team has of scoring." -- Conan O'Brien

Well, technically, the USA have a chance too... and it's probably not a HUGE amount smaller than England's....

I've heard that all these brothels that brought in extra prostitutes for the World Cup are complaining, as they're not getting the business they were expecting.

So maybe the US team can't even score in a brothel either?

Mind you, most footy fans over there would be drinking from 9 am, till the last match's final whistle at 10:45pm, and if they tried to get some 'ow's yer father', they'd probably be unconscious the moment they sat on the bed.