Addition to the guy w/ no arms and no legs...
flying thru the air?.............chuck
fallen into a hole?..............phil
floating in the river?..........bob
in your mailbox?...............bill
What does it mean when your wife comes into the living room to nag at you?
It means her chain is too long!
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by striker2550 » Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:27 am
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by Cactus Jack » Sat Mar 19, 2005 3:56 am
"Are the players better as the stakes go up? It's not an exam; it's a buyin." Barry Tanenbaum
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by Felonius_Monk » Sat Mar 19, 2005 7:15 am
The Monkman J[c]
"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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by Felonius_Monk » Sat Mar 19, 2005 7:16 am
The Monkman J[c]
"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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by Mad Genius » Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:46 am
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by Felonius_Monk » Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:52 am
The Monkman J[c]
"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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by Hofstra » Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:57 pm
There's a woman on the street walking three small, almost identical looking dogs. A man passes by and says:
"Those are cute dogs! What are they called?"
The woman replies:
"Hewey, Dewey and Lewey.........................all three of them!"
"Those are cute dogs! What are they called?"
The woman replies:
"Hewey, Dewey and Lewey.........................all three of them!"
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by TexasKowboy » Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:12 pm
Charlie Brown gets a new bathing suit.
He trys it on and models it for Lucy.
Lucy replies "Charlie Brown I always knew you were crazy, but now I see your nuts"!
He trys it on and models it for Lucy.
Lucy replies "Charlie Brown I always knew you were crazy, but now I see your nuts"!
Kowboy
If I ain't sinkin', well I must be swimin' If I ain't dead, I must be livin' Livin' is the thing, that scares me the most And if I ain't sleepin', well I better be fishin' If I ain't anchored I will be driftin' But all and all, I'm doing pretty good, since I hit my third coast!
If I ain't sinkin', well I must be swimin' If I ain't dead, I must be livin' Livin' is the thing, that scares me the most And if I ain't sleepin', well I better be fishin' If I ain't anchored I will be driftin' But all and all, I'm doing pretty good, since I hit my third coast!
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