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Is "Riding the baloney pony" a gay expression...?

No
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Yes, but Roy is still a douche...
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Total votes : 21

Baloney Pony

Postby MVPSPORTS » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:01 am

Well, you know how I hate to break up the wonderful World Cup and "10 flavors of ice cream I'd like Bri to lick off me" that Anything Goes has become... BUUUUUUUUUUT, its 6am and Roy (Bashin... Godlike... take your pick) is a total douche, and so this must be done...

[05:54] godlike76591: yeh she's pretty hot
[05:54] Heat517163: well wish me luck later tonite
[05:54] Heat517163: hopefully she will be ridin the baloney poney
[05:55] godlike76591: the baloney poney? that has got to be the gayest name i've ever heard for a penis, ever
[05:56] Heat517163: fuggin arab

Is "riding the baloney pony" a gay ass expression for sex??? Also, feel free to add your favorite euphemism, and Ill make a different poll for that one...
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Postby SideSwipe » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:13 am

Yep, totally sounds like a Brokeback mountain term to me. Anyone help out these bunch of Sausage-Jockeys in coming up with something less GAY sounding? :?
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Postby JDLush » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:45 am

Sliding down the fire pole

Chin deep in meat pipe (as in "tonight she'll be....")

Up in her guts ("I'm hoping to get it.....")

Yeah, they are all pretty gay.
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Postby kcb » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:58 am

This thread has star quality written all over it.
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Postby SideSwipe » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:34 am

"Every man is a but spark in the darkness"
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Postby SideSwipe » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:36 am

"Every man is a but spark in the darkness"
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Postby Cactus Jack » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:44 am

"Are the players better as the stakes go up? It's not an exam; it's a buyin." Barry Tanenbaum
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Postby Cactus Jack » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:45 am

"Are the players better as the stakes go up? It's not an exam; it's a buyin." Barry Tanenbaum
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:04 pm

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby MVPSPORTS » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:24 pm

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Postby briachek » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:36 pm

can't it be both because its gay and he's a douche?
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Postby Tiburon » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:19 pm

How about just saying you want to f*** her stupid?
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Postby WayToGo » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:30 pm

I like this one : "i'm gonna be banging harder than a Paris Hilton Homevideo"

oh well.
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:04 pm

The Monkman J[c]

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A licky boom boom down.
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A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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