Well i was havin a...ah..DISCUSSION with a certain one of the more degenerate, disreputable, and lets face it, latently homosexual members of our forum about what does and doesnt count towards a mans 'number', as in women he's slept with. Ill leave it to you guys to figure out who that person was.

in any case, as conversations with this most disreputable and latantly homosexual personage tend to go, the conversation drifted into talk about anal intercourse, necrosodomy, and of course bangin hookers.

The argument was that i said you cant legitimately count paid for hooker sex towards your number, and he said you could. Pretty simple.

Opinions?

Chef: "A prostitute is someone who will love you/No matter who you are or what you look like (yes it's true children!) /But that's not why you pay prostitute. No, you don't pay her to stay/You pay her to leave afterwards/That's why I praise the Lord for prostitutes! Ladies and gentelmen, Mr. James Taylor!"

James Taylor: "A prostitute is like any other woman/They all trade something for sex, and they do it well..."

Chef: "That's why I say --"

Both: "PROSTITUTES! PROSTITUTES!" [Principal Victoria enters the room]

Chef: "Awwww... James Taylor what the HELL you doin' here? Singin about PROSTITUTES to the children! Get outta here!" [Principal Victoria glares at Chef]

Chef: "These children tricked me!"