I play short-handed, bitch. I NEVER FOLD!

And while I'm making up facts about a place I've never been, I'm gonna add some more:

Polar bears are merely grizzly bears painted white.

Tundra is just boring land with a different name.

It's actually a pretty mild climate in alaska, snow just doesn't melt because of how far away the sun is.

Eskimos hate fish.

There are more hate crimes in alaska than any other state in the U.S. All of them are commited by eskimos, on eskimos.

Alaska's state bird is the Blue Jay.

There are precisely 897 people in Alaska.

Igloos are those little circle things made of ice.



I'm a bit drunk and cannot think of any more. Sorry.