haha, seb totally owned you MVP. At least in the eyes of the eskimo community.

-Jus

And Seb is a douche...

Mekos King: you ass crackler
Heat517163: what the balls did i do now
Mekos King: you know what they call it when your chats revoked on WASA?
Mekos King: its called being 'gagged'
Mekos King: its tite i try to type and theyre like
Heat517163: as in ballgagged/
Mekos King: 'you have been gagged for 25 days'
Heat517163: im sure that's not the first time you've heard that
Mekos King: mayhaps not
Mekos King: your still a skanky lil slut for goin and tattlin
Heat517163: usually a man at some seedy motel with a 5 day beard, a bottle of piss in the closet, and a 12 inch hardon
Mekos King: so wait
Mekos King: what the hell was your business again?
Heat517163: sellin crack and raping midgets
Mekos King: BUSINESS dood
Mekos King: not what you do for fun
Heat517163: oh
Heat517163: sellin crack and raping midgets?
Mekos King: anyways i prefer rapin crack and sellin midgets
Mekos King: food for thought right there
Heat517163: isnt that the same thing
Heat517163: y do you ask BTW...?
(CRAP ABOUT MVPS BUSINESS DELETED)
Heat517163: hey, if GF doesn't move in, you have any interest in moving to Vegas?
Mekos King: heh
Mekos King: nah man im not huge on vegas as a place to live
Mekos King: kenny might be interested though
Heat517163: bah
Heat517163: yeah I may ask him
Heat517163: he's pretty good at talkin to chicks
(CRAP ABOUT MVPS GF DELETED)
Mekos King: yeah i cant handle vegas dude
Mekos King: im already a candidate for rehab as it is
Heat517163: already been
Mekos King: my gf wants to move there too for some god forsaken reason
Heat517163: prolly to bone me?
Mekos King: yeah kuso mustve told her your tha man
Heat517163: obviously
Heat517163: you should've seen this PM I got
Mekos King: ?
Heat517163: tellin me how cool it would be if we were roommates and shit
Heat517163: partyin all the time
Mekos King: from who?
Heat517163: yadda yadda yadda
Mekos King: kuso?
Heat517163: nope
Heat517163: CJ
Mekos King: ohh
Mekos King: hehe
Mekos King: thats the only person titer than kuso
Heat517163: I was gonna respond "dood... you know I will occasionally be masturbating in my room"
Heat517163: if htat offends you
Heat517163: if Kuso said it, I would run as far away as humanly possible
Heat517163: he has DEFINITE stalker qualities
Mekos King: if you endup livin with CJ thatd be hilarious
Heat517163: i would just sit there, jerkin it in the family room
Mekos King: if kuso moved in?
Mekos King: ill have to tell him that
Mekos King: hell be outta japan and at your door by noon tomorrow, panties around his ankles, asscheeks wide agape, itll be tite
Heat517163: no... just to piss CJ off
Mekos King: yeah yeah i got it testicle
Heat517163: yeah right... PLEASE dont tell that fuggin Jap that...
Heat517163: hes on my taint as it is
Heat517163: if he pulls my scrotum any harder, itll pop
Mekos King: hehe
Mekos King: every MVP post dude
Mekos King: POTY
Heat517163: i try
Heat517163: im learnin from you
(DELETED MVP TALKING ABOUT HIS ANAL YEAST INFECTION)
Heat517163: MAN.... you missed teh post of the year
Heat517163: BIG time
Mekos King: ?
Mekos King: howd i miss it, did it get deleted?
Heat517163: sorta
Heat517163: i half deleted it
Heat517163: cause Seb was asking like a clitoris
Mekos King: who wrotei t
Heat517163: half if it is in that MVP Monologues bullcrap
Heat517163: its near the end
Heat517163: i deleted about half of it
Heat517163: so hey, how come you aint at the protests?
Mekos King: haha
Mekos King: when a mexican becomes middle class he dont give a rats ass about the border jumpers anymore
Mekos King: you wont see a wetback winnin an oscar and actin like a douch like halle berry and denzel
Heat517163: I think you could've stopped it at
Heat517163: : you wont see a wetback winnin an oscar
Mekos King: meh
Mekos King: whatre you tryina say, J LO has no talent?!?!
Mekos King: whataever dood
Mekos King: ya never know when george lopez might snag an emmy
Heat517163: ugh
Heat517163: that guy annoys the balls off of me
Heat517163: I mean, dont get me wrong...
Heat517163: Salma Hayek shouldv'e won for Dusk Till Dawn
Mekos King: his daughters hot in his show at least
Mekos King: Bah
Mekos King: she aint a wetback
Heat517163: shes not a beaner?
Mekos King: shes like portuguese or some crap
Heat517163: no friggin way dood
Mekos King: im tellin you she aint mexican
Mekos King: shes some BS
Mekos King: i dont see what the post was all about
Heat517163: what post?
Mekos King: the POTY in the monologues
Heat517163: who said it was the post of the year?
Mekos King: Heat517163: MAN.... you missed teh post of the year
Heat517163: BIG time
Heat517163: oh... you MISSED it
Heat517163: that's the point douche
Heat517163: I erased the Seb stuff
Mekos King: ohh
Mekos King: were you guys rippin on seb?
Heat517163: I asked seb what an igloo was
Heat517163: and had an interesting convo
Heat517163: that I copied to Jus to prove that we all think that
Heat517163: and he posted it
Mekos King: what did seb say about igloos?
Heat517163: i wish i had the convo
Heat517163: it was pretty classic
Mekos King: did he randomly start talkin about his penis?
Mekos King: your like, you know what an igloo is?
Mekos King: and hes like no, but did YOU know my penis curves to the left?
Heat517163: Constantine is about the first movie I've ever seen taht Keanu Reeves does a pretty good job
Mekos King: BAH
Heat517163: you didn't like it?
Heat517163: I thought it was pretty good
Mekos King: bull n teds you douche nozzle
Mekos King: *bill
Mekos King: point break
Mekos King: hes good in those
Heat517163: I meant ones where he wasn't just himself
Heat517163: ... stoner... dumbass...
Mekos King: or you mean the new action hero keanu
Heat517163: surfer dood
Mekos King: yeah
Heat517163: like Dangerous Leasons = douche
Heat517163: Devils Advocate = douche
Heat517163: Matrix = douche
Mekos King: yeah
Heat517163: this one he actually ACTS
Heat517163: and does a decent job
Mekos King: some dumb jew in hollywood musta drank too much manaschewitz one passover
Mekos King: and was like HOY VEY! Keanu should be an action hero!
Heat517163: I think it went more like
Mekos King: sorry to offend you i know your a heeb and all
Heat517163: they BOTH drank the funky jew wine
Heat517163: blew each other 12 ways from Sunday
Heat517163: then he whipped out the pics of Spielburg raping a 12 year old goat
Heat517163: insta action hero
Heat517163: btw... I'm not a jew
Mekos King: that very well may have happene
Mekos King: d
Mekos King: dude bein a jew is okay i mean cmon
Mekos King: Brian is a pollocl for gods sake
Mekos King: *pollock
Heat517163: is he really?
Mekos King: haha
Mekos King: nah hes czech
Heat517163: that'll explain the PLO posts
Mekos King: but whatever as far as im concerned hes a pollock
Mekos King: he CLAIMS to be czech i should say
Heat517163: you guys have a LOT of time to talk eh?
Mekos King: pillow talk and whatnot
Mekos King: hes a two pump chump so lots of time to talk
Mekos King: ask your mom, shell tellya
Heat517163: didn't see THAT comin
Mekos King: thats what your mom said
Mekos King: ZING
Mekos King: SNAP
Mekos King: OOF
Heat517163: DOOD... I WAS LIKE 3 STEPS AHEAD OF THAT
Heat517163: just waiting for your slow beaner ass to catch up
Mekos King: well jews are smarter than mexicans, everyone knows that
Heat517163: my left testicle is smarter than most mexicans
Heat517163: except I guess it can't fold laundry as well
Mekos King: did you name it Moishe?
Heat517163: Ezekial
Heat517163: other one is Elijah
Mekos King: hum
Mekos King: i wonder if this convo is postable
Heat517163: as long as we say Seb is a douche every 3rd line
Heat517163: good in my book
Mekos King: yeah i think we got everything in there
Mekos King: im a beaner, your a jew, brains a pollock and sebs a douche
Heat517163: Kuso's a stalker who wants to sniff your Fruit of the Looms
Mekos King: and your testicles are named elijah and ezekial
Heat517163: twins, ya know
Mekos King: wait did you say sniff?
Mekos King: i think you meant he wants to BE my fruit of the looms
Heat517163: at least the wedgie part
Mekos King: right, any part with a skidmark anyway
Mekos King: their into feces over there in japland
Mekos King: dood im hella posting this
Heat517163: a nice gravy for the dog
Mekos King: itll be tite well both get banned
Mekos King: but at least we'll be tite
Heat517163: NO MORE POTYs
Mekos King: lol
Mekos King: COOLER
Mekos King: Dealt to Stuck4Lyfe [ Qc Qd ]
Stuck4Lyfe raises [$20].
rafsaq raises [$30].
aeroscott1 folds.
Kolaaja folds.
eagal62 folds.
>You have options at Full House Table!.
MG_19 folds.
Stuck4Lyfe calls [$10].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3s, 5s, 9c ]
Stuck4Lyfe checks.
rafsaq bets [$10].
Stuck4Lyfe raises [$20].
rafsaq calls [$10].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ts ]
Stuck4Lyfe bets [$20].
rafsaq calls [$20].
** Dealing River ** [ Kh ]
Stuck4Lyfe bets [$20].
rafsaq calls [$20].
Stuck4Lyfe shows [ Qc, Qd ] a pair of queens.
rafsaq shows [ Qs, Kd ] a pair of kings.
rafsaq wins $192 from the main pot with a pair of kings.
Mekos King: such a stupid fucking beat
Mekos King: i seriously wanna post this though
Mekos King: you think its a bad idea?
Heat517163: your beat?
Heat517163: you've posted like 10000 of those
Mekos King: no shit stain
Heat517163: where you had 25o though
Heat517163: you gonna post this madness?
Mekos King: meh
Mekos King: why not
Mekos King: anything i oughta edit out?
Heat517163: did we talk about molesting Kooz's "wife" enough?
Mekos King: haha
Heat517163: im a little pissed abotu that
Heat517163: Tryin to figure out if she's more "Crying Game" or more Buffalo Bill "Would you F*ck me... I'd f*ck me"ish...
Mekos King: all i can say is
Mekos King: japans a poor excuse for a country
Mekos King: but
Mekos King: the fact oyu can actually marry your own left hand kinda makes it tite
Heat517163: and the women'll bone ya if you're sportin a 2"er
Mekos King: yup
Heat517163: those are called "Kong Kong" men in Japland
Mekos King: yeah dude
Mekos King: hung like a squirrel?
Mekos King: FEAR NOT
Mekos King: move to japland
Mekos King: meh
(DELETED---STUFF)
Heat517163: yeah, you'd DEF better erase the bri stuff, or his water may break
Mekos King: haha
Mekos King: yeah im erasin all the bri stuff
Mekos King: except that last part where your like youd better erase it
Mekos King: cuz then he'll be all
Mekos King: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME?!?!?!
Mekos King: it'll be tite
Heat517163: well get to work son
Heat517163: we gots a forum to destroy
Mekos King: SIR YES SIR DRILL SEARGENT!
Mekos King: GOD your a fucking cooler...

That goat was 12?

Not sure if it's allowed, but I'm gonna throw a title on this one.... I like to call it...



Heat517163: GFs are the WORST
MizorKing: indeed
MizorKing: i told you
Heat517163: and you miss your wife
Heat517163: I'm amazed
MizorKing: you guys are so not having an anniversary
MizorKing: my wife is cool
Heat517163: fuckin eh
MizorKing: and i'm not nearly hte testicle you are
Heat517163: no woman is cool
MizorKing: i just read your "vegtas lesson" response to bri
MizorKing: funny
MizorKing: so what happened w the gf?
Heat517163: Bri said something funny?
Heat517163: i am taken aback
MizorKing: yo udid
MizorKing: Shouldn't talk in bed... Just bone, drop him his $50, and walk out the door... Didnt you learn ANYTHING in Vegas...
MizorKing: anyway... why is your GF the worst?
Heat517163: if you talked to her for 5 minutes you wouldn't ask
Heat517163: she's SUCH a cunt
MizorKing: "i just want to be held"
MizorKing: llmfao
Heat517163: nah dood
MizorKing: "i wanna get mmmmaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrriiiieeeeddd"
MizorKing: "no, i'm not swallowing"
MizorKing: what?\
DELETED - PERSONAL CRAP...
MizorKing: i hope you told the gf to take her ass str8 back home
MizorKing: that's BS
Heat517163: she just comes in here and is STILL trying to fight me
MizorKing: latina?
Heat517163: she's like "I never said I'd be there by 7"
Heat517163: yeah
Heat517163: colombian
MizorKing: dude..... c ya
MizorKing: colombians and time?
MizorKing: yeah, right.... 7 means like "some time tonight"
Heat517163: now shes sitting in the car
Heat517163: told me to tell her if we're going
MizorKing: let her sit
Heat517163: im just gonna let her sit there all night
MizorKing: sounds like a plan
MizorKing: that is so uncool
MizorKing: of her, that is
Heat517163: plus the fact that I got my ass handed to me at poker last night
Heat517163: is not making me very happy
MizorKing: how bad?

DELETED - Dont need to relive THAT again...

MizorKing: bitiching at GF just now?
Heat517163: i just told her to leave me alone
Heat517163: she's trying to justify it
Heat517163: and I'm tired of arguing
Heat517163: told her if she wants to stay, go in the bedroom and I'd be there when I wasn't mad anymore
Heat517163: she just keeps sittin there lookin at me
MizorKing: it's her own damn fault
Heat517163: theres no convincing her that
Heat517163: I dont know if she left or not
Heat517163: dont really care
Heat517163: her big threat is that she's not gonna move with me
Heat517163: like thats a threat
Heat517163: treat more like it
MizorKing: lol...
MizorKing: i'd say "OK"
MizorKing: lmfao
Heat517163: I did
MizorKing: fuck that bitch
MizorKing: you don't wanna be in LV with that kind of baggage
Heat517163: things are gonna get REAL bad there
Heat517163: I'm kinda curious what itll be like
MizorKing: dude... go unencumbered
Heat517163: yeah i know
MizorKing: why are you even dragging her along anyway?
MizorKing: she living with you?
Heat517163: i think it's about 30/70 she doesn't go
Heat517163: no
Heat517163: 30% yes
MizorKing: gotcha
Heat517163: she's all excited now, but I think she'll back out
Heat517163: no job, no friends, no family
MizorKing: what is she going to do?
Heat517163: our rocky ass relationship
Heat517163: i dont know
MizorKing: she ain't going
Heat517163: be a Mariah Carey impersonator
MizorKing: what does she do now?
Heat517163: works for Amex
MizorKing: ah hah
MizorKing: dude... she ain't going
Heat517163: like i said... 30/70

Heat517163: so how are the Hiroshima hookers?
MizorKing: i wouldn't know
Heat517163: I picture Total Recall
MizorKing: but the one's in tokyo are quite good, i hear
MizorKing: but expensive
MizorKing: $500 + for the good ones
Heat517163: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Heat517163: jebus
MizorKing: for $200 you get SE asians
Heat517163: dood.. in Vegas I paid $300
MizorKing: just go to thailand for that
Heat517163: and was PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSED
MizorKing: anyway, i have a friend who knows that world in tokyo
MizorKing: so he could guide you in the right direction
Heat517163: well i aint in that world
Heat517163: the $500 a girl world
MizorKing: yeah... me either
MizorKing: again... why bother with hookers?
MizorKing: you could fuck a different chick every night
MizorKing: they'd LOVE you here
MizorKing: you've got the style and attittude that japanese chicks at clubs like
Heat517163: i have style?
Heat517163: i think you are mistaken sir
MizorKing: you certainly have A style
Heat517163: i dress like a homeless refugee from Katrina
MizorKing: well, i guess that's what they like, then
Heat517163: so why arent you out bangin jap chicks?
MizorKing: honestly, i love my wife
MizorKing: i don't want to bang anyone else
MizorKing: it's BY FAR the best sex i've ever had
Heat517163: = homersexual
MizorKing: i banged a lot of them...
Heat517163: Chuck... Mike..
MizorKing: and it just becomes more of the same ol shit
Heat517163: Pat...
MizorKing: lol
Heat517163: same old shit?
Heat517163: spit on their dick...
Heat517163: bend over the table
MizorKing: yeah.... change the face.... the puss is the same
Heat517163: I guess that could get annoying after a while
MizorKing: boring
Heat517163: plus you prolly had a hard time keeping your bowels in
Heat517163: unless you stuff a gerbil up there
MizorKing: lol
MizorKing: lmmfao
MizorKing: how did you know?
Heat517163: Mecos told me he was pickin animal hair outta his teeth last week
MizorKing: anyway, i like what my wife and i have going, and i'm not really looking to get anything else.
Heat517163: youre one of those Briachek "romantics" eh?
MizorKing: well, actually, no
MizorKing: i had given up on "love"
Heat517163: me too
MizorKing: i was just planning to marry some japanese chick who'd be a great mom
MizorKing: and then just bonk whoever i wanted
MizorKing: a friend of mine in tokyo does exactly that
MizorKing: then i met my wife
Heat517163: "i was just planning to marry some japanese chick who'd be a great mom
MizorKing: and then just bonk whoever i wanted"...
Heat517163: that's the name of a book I was writing
Heat517163: dammit
MizorKing: and she made me reconsider that
Heat517163: how long have you been married?
Heat517163: 6 weeks?
MizorKing: 1 year
MizorKing: dude...
Heat517163: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Heat517163: NOW I get it
MizorKing: we broke up for a while
Heat517163: I was wonderin bout you for a while
MizorKing: i was bonking japanese chicks
MizorKing: i had one gf for a while
MizorKing: and she asked be who [my wife's name] is
MizorKing: because apprarently i was mumbling her name in my sleep
MizorKing: while this hot horny chick i had just fucked silly twice wrapped around me
Heat517163: you are a certified homo
MizorKing: what makes you say that?
Heat517163: please turn your penis in to the nearest service center
Heat517163: no questions asked
MizorKing: because i can be happily married?
Heat517163: for a year
Heat517163: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
MizorKing: ok... i'll take the over
Heat517163: Hell, even I'm happy for a year
MizorKing: what do you want to bet
Heat517163: 3
Heat517163: 3 year itch
MizorKing: ok... what do you want to bet?
Heat517163: 5k
MizorKing: ok
Heat517163: i cant bet that
Heat517163: cause you could just go out and bang Scarlett Johannson and lie
MizorKing: make it 5k yen
MizorKing: and you can
MizorKing: no... i'll be honest
Heat517163: plus i dont want mecos to kill himself outta loneliness
MizorKing: lmfao
Heat517163: brb... wanna see if GF actually stayed
MizorKing: honestly, if i get the roving eye with this chick, i have no business being married
MizorKing: or at least not being married seriously
Heat517163: MizorKing: honestly, if i get the roving eye with this chick, i have no business being married
MizorKing: or at least not being married seriously
Heat517163: ding ding ding... give that man a prize
Heat517163: rbr
MizorKing: ok
Heat517163: shes in bed asleep
Heat517163: DAMMIT
Heat517163: she's like a barnicle attached to my colon
MizorKing: lol
MizorKing: cunt
MizorKing: hang on... i've got to go spank it to a Scott Baio picture
Heat517163: no prob dood.. don't forget the hot oil and feathers
Heat517163: whats the longest relationship you've ever had?
Heat517163: cause i've taken dumps longer than 1 year
MizorKing: well...
MizorKing: with my wife
MizorKing: other than my wife.... about 1.5 years
MizorKing: most of my gfs were 1 yr or less
MizorKing: that's mainly due to logistics
Heat517163: well you got out at JUST the right time my man
MizorKing: and the fact taht i swore never to have another long distance relationship
MizorKing: after my first one
Heat517163: after 3 years, you'll be lookin at Jackie Chan's ass

So, anyone wanna take the over/under on Kooooooooz makin it 3 years w/ Ichiro Suzuki before his loins start calling out for Mecos to repenetrate...???

BTW.... if ANYONE doesn't believe in the 3 year itch, please respond to this thread, as I'm bored...

Heat517163: she's like a barnicle attached to my colon


Best line by far.

TY sir for givin me my new tagline...

briachek10: where did kuso go? i haven't been called a pussah in like 10 min
MizorKing: pussah
MizorKing: i'm actuall working
MizorKing: sorry
Heat517163: on Mecos' dick
MizorKing: trying to juggle a few things
Heat517163: like i said