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Announcing the MVP Monologues.... or something like that

Postby Kuso » Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:56 am

wwcrd?

"that basically sums up poker for me - 12" needle in the testicle." <nutkick> mvp
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:59 am

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Postby Xaston » Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:00 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:48 pm

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Postby Dumb Snowman » Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:02 pm

Partake in my bollocks, bloody chav!
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Postby Kuso » Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:43 pm

wwcrd?

"that basically sums up poker for me - 12" needle in the testicle." <nutkick> mvp
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Postby Kuso » Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:52 pm

after i say that i have to talk to my wife on the phone after for chatting to him for some incredibly stupid amount of time (note that i am american and my wife is korean):

Session Start (MizorKing:heat517163): Fri Mar 31 18:20:07 2006
[18:20] heat517163: fuggin japs
[18:20] MizorKing: repressed homo
[18:20] heat517163: yes you are
[18:20] MizorKing: keep dreaming
[18:21] heat517163: Mecos said hi
[18:21] heat517163: and to stop stalking him
Session Close (heat517163): Fri Mar 31 18:27:17 2006


defnitely a short, but representative.
wwcrd?

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Postby black_knight6 » Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:02 pm

Burn! It's only a monologue if he's doing it himself and just ranting ;)
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Postby Dumb Snowman » Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:23 pm

That wasn't very funny.
Partake in my bollocks, bloody chav!
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Postby Kuso » Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:46 pm

wwcrd?

"that basically sums up poker for me - 12" needle in the testicle." <nutkick> mvp
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Postby Kuso » Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:49 pm

wwcrd?

"that basically sums up poker for me - 12" needle in the testicle." <nutkick> mvp
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Postby Juskimo » Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:28 am

Heat517163 (10:21:30 PM): I can build an igloo in the basement
Qagmak (10:21:40 PM): igloo means house
Heat517163 (10:22:41 PM): isn't it one of those halfcircle made of ice things?
Heat517163 (10:22:44 PM): I have a big basement
Qagmak (10:22:47 PM): no
Qagmak (10:22:51 PM): thats an apoyak
Heat517163 (10:23:01 PM): really?
Qagmak (10:23:01 PM): and I dont think there is a bilzzard in your basement
Qagmak (10:23:04 PM): yeah
Heat517163 (10:23:14 PM): goddamn Bugs Bunny cartoons lied to me all these years
Qagmak (10:23:41 PM): because bugs bunny is such an authoratative figure about native cultures
Heat517163 (10:23:56 PM): hold on
Heat517163 (10:25:47 PM): Americans are dumb... no doubtin that

There was some more stuff here, but I'm erasin it Kfellmy style...

asldkjfopaweur09quw3er[qar;ldkgaflksrjdgf aksjdf0oawuetqjw your mom...

Yeah, classic.

-Jus
[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
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Postby SebQtaneus » Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:53 am

Mekos King: Seb is now the way the truth and the light
Mekos King: as if we didnt know that already
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