1. When the dealer deals your 2nd ace face up
2. When people who aren't in the hand try to figure out your hand aloud
2b. When the dealer doesn't say anything to them, forcing you to
3. The guy who always straddles your BB
4. When someone show's their friend their hand before they muck but not the rest of the table.

- clueless mini-betting
- mostly i see this on tv: ppl who flip up their cards completely vertical off the table to look at them. just kills me.
- people who misspell 'peeves' [ducking]

Damn it I thought I finallly spelled something right.

Though those min betting idiots are my favorite, as soon as I know what the min bet means I'm gold. Some people will almost always fold when your raise their min bet, then I have a favorite punching bag. Plus the min betters epsecially preflop build you a pot for when you hit your monsters.

Tony G.

I LOVE THAT GUY..."It's a FLUSH! Call 20 thousand just like that? *shakes his finger* You should be more careful with your money" WPT season 1 Paris Grand Prix...ROFL!!!! I just wish he knew when to change gears and slow down...he coulda won that thing!

349. people with 99% VPIP [what are the two hand u fold?] and who call to the river 100% of the time, and then THEY bitch about bad beats...yuk.

350. dealers who ask hot chics sweating their husbands/boyfriends' cards to move; to a spot where u cant see them anymore...so sad.

351 dealers who mis-deal or mis-read the board every 3 hands. believe me they r out there.

352. the guy who sits down with a) 1K or b) $20, at the 3/6 table...dude, whasup?
and of course

353. the guy who's chips are occupying a seat, but he's only in the chair for two hands every 45 minutes, so he is KILLING the seat! man, thats one more fish who cant sit down now b/c u wondering around the casino looking for your lost pet hamster...

amen, to the aforementioned hand washing/general hygiene, and to the ppl who get to play incasino all the time and arent happy.

This is an interesting thread.

First off, people that drink too much and wont shut up at a poker table annoy me to no end especially when they say stuff like 'you guys play so bad your driving me to drink' then start laffin thier ass off like theyre really funny. I also hate it when everytime someone shows down a winning hand, they slam thier cards down on the table face up, and yell SENDIT! As loud as they can, and then heckle the person they just beat by saying things like '6 high no good huh?' or 'tough beat man, i hate it when my bottom pair doenst holdup'.

Why they still allow me in card rooms is beyond me.