You mocked me once - NEVER DO IT AGAIN, I DIED THAT DAY
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by GodlikeRoy » Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:14 pm
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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by Allstar7 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:43 pm
YEah Roy-ALE believe me I know its a heater. But compared to last months awfulness that was less that 3ptbb/100 or so, its worth it. lets see how the month ends, because, like I said, 33ptbb/100 is not reality. I'm due for a few kicks in the nuts.
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by Twelver » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:35 pm
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv
Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv
Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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by Allstar7 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:35 pm
GOTTA LOVE THESE
Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
4 players
Stack sizes:
UTG: $237.40
Button: $192.60
SB: $310.90
Hero: $249.90
Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with![[Ad]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/Ad.gif "The Ace of Diamonds")
![[As]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/As.gif "The Ace of Spades")
UTG calls, Button folds, SB raises to $3, Hero raises to $15, UTG folds, SB raises to $37, Hero raises to $83, SB calls.
Flop:![[7c]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/7c.gif "The Seven of Clubs")
![[9s]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/9s.gif "The Nine of Spades")
![[4h]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/4h.gif "The Four of Hearts")
($168, 2 players)
SB bets $223.9, Hero calls all-in $162.9.
Uncalled bets: $61 returned to SB.
Turn:![[5h]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/5h.gif "The Five of Hearts")
($493.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $493.8)
River:![[8c]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/8c.gif "The Eight of Clubs")
($493.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $493.8)
Results:
Final pot: $493.8
Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
4 players
Stack sizes:
UTG: $237.40
Button: $192.60
SB: $310.90
Hero: $249.90
Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with
UTG calls, Button folds, SB raises to $3, Hero raises to $15, UTG folds, SB raises to $37, Hero raises to $83, SB calls.
Flop:
($168, 2 players)
SB bets $223.9, Hero calls all-in $162.9.
Uncalled bets: $61 returned to SB.
Turn:
($493.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $493.8)
River:
($493.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $493.8)
Results:
Final pot: $493.8
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by Allstar7 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:36 pm
Only fuggin donks minraise and here's why, he can take his Ako and cram it up his arse
Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
4 players
Stack sizes:
Hero: $440.70
Button: $164.00
SB: $132.65
BB: $117.20
Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is UTG with![[Ah]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/Ah.gif "The Ace of Hearts")
![[6h]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/6h.gif "The Six of Hearts")
Hero raises to $8, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds.
Flop:![[Th]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/Th.gif "The Ten of Hearts")
![[Kh]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/Kh.gif "The King of Hearts")
![[9c]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/9c.gif "The Nine of Clubs")
($18, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $13, SB raises to $26, Hero calls.
Turn:![[3h]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/3h.gif "The Three of Hearts")
($70, 2 players)
SB bets $16, Hero raises to $65, SB calls.
River: ($200, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $30, SB folds.
Uncalled bets: $30 returned to Hero.
Results:
Final pot: $200
Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
4 players
Stack sizes:
Hero: $440.70
Button: $164.00
SB: $132.65
BB: $117.20
Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $8, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds.
Flop:
($18, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $13, SB raises to $26, Hero calls.
Turn:
($70, 2 players)
SB bets $16, Hero raises to $65, SB calls.
River:
($200, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $30, SB folds.
Uncalled bets: $30 returned to Hero.
Results:
Final pot: $200
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by Allstar7 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:37 pm
Another donk minraise from the same douchetard
Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
Stack sizes:
UTG: $25.75
CO: $110.30
Hero: $275.20
SB: $89.00
BB: $262.30
Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with ![[7h]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/7h.gif "The Seven of Hearts")
UTG calls, CO folds, Hero calls, SB folds, SB folds, BB raises to $8.5, UTG calls, Hero calls.
Flop: ![[5c]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/5c.gif "The Five of Clubs")
![[7d]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/7d.gif "The Seven of Diamonds")
($26.5, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $13, BB raises to $26, UTG folds, Hero calls.
Turn: ($78.5, 2 players)
BB bets $11, Hero calls.
River:![[7s]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/7s.gif "The Seven of Spades")
($100.5, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $40, BB calls.
Results:
Final pot: $180.5
FU Converter he had AK
Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
Stack sizes:
UTG: $25.75
CO: $110.30
Hero: $275.20
SB: $89.00
BB: $262.30
Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with
UTG calls, CO folds, Hero calls, SB folds, SB folds, BB raises to $8.5, UTG calls, Hero calls.
Flop:
($26.5, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $13, BB raises to $26, UTG folds, Hero calls.
Turn:
($78.5, 2 players)
BB bets $11, Hero calls.
River:
($100.5, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $40, BB calls.
Results:
Final pot: $180.5
FU Converter he had AK
Last edited by Allstar7 on Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:43 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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by Allstar7 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:38 pm
Ever seen QQ played worse?
Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
4 players
Stack sizes:
UTG: $134.50
Button: $147.00
SB: $112.60
Hero: $379.70
Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with ![[4s]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/4s.gif "The Four of Spades")
UTG calls, Button raises to $4, SB folds, Hero calls, UTG calls.
Flop:![[3d]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/3d.gif "The Three of Diamonds")
![[Kc]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/Kc.gif "The King of Clubs")
![[6s]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/6s.gif "The Six of Spades")
($13, 3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, Button checks.
Turn:![[3c]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/3c.gif "The Three of Clubs")
($13, 3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, Button bets $25, Hero calls, UTG folds.
River:![[Ac]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/Ac.gif "The Ace of Clubs")
($63, 2 players)
Hero bets $30, Button calls.
Results:
Final pot: $123
Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
4 players
Stack sizes:
UTG: $134.50
Button: $147.00
SB: $112.60
Hero: $379.70
Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with
UTG calls, Button raises to $4, SB folds, Hero calls, UTG calls.
Flop:
($13, 3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, Button checks.
Turn:
($13, 3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, Button bets $25, Hero calls, UTG folds.
River:
($63, 2 players)
Hero bets $30, Button calls.
Results:
Final pot: $123
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by Allstar7 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:38 pm
I missed a bet like a real donk
Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
4 players
Stack sizes:
Hero: $199.25
Button: $221.10
SB: $365.30
BB: $390.00
Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is UTG with![[4c]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/4c.gif "The Four of Clubs")
Hero calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB raises to $8.5, Hero calls, SB calls.
Flop:![[9h]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/9h.gif "The Nine of Hearts")
($25.5, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $17, SB calls, BB folds.
Turn: ($59.5, 2 players)
SB bets $11, Hero calls.
River:![[2d]](https://www.pofex.com/images/smilies/2d.gif "The Two of Diamonds")
($81.5, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.
Results:
Final pot: $81.
FU converter he had J9o
Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
4 players
Stack sizes:
Hero: $199.25
Button: $221.10
SB: $365.30
BB: $390.00
Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB raises to $8.5, Hero calls, SB calls.
Flop:
($25.5, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $17, SB calls, BB folds.
Turn:
($59.5, 2 players)
SB bets $11, Hero calls.
River:
($81.5, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.
Results:
Final pot: $81.
FU converter he had J9o
Last edited by Allstar7 on Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:43 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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