South point for the first part of my Vegas trip. Poker sucks balls. AK<<<<A4 on a AJ33 board when dude calls $50 on the flop and $100 on the turn. Then rivers his 4 and I have $100ish left.

So for the South point session - $191 in 4 hrs

Next stop Golden Nugget. Usually a good game with deep stacks. Its a 1/2 game with no cap. Sit down at a new game, MVP and I both buy in for $600 and the next biggest stack has like $150. Grr didnt play to long, but just long enough for me to get sucked out. I get in the BB. Flop is 8. SB bets $15. I call, CO who had $30 pushs all in. SB calls, I call. Turn is . He checks I bet $30, he calls. River 9, he push for $33 with J9.

I did get AA UTG limp, UTG+1 makes it $11, 5 people call. I raise to $60 get one caller who has $100 left. Flop is 975. I push he folds.

Total for Nugget -70 3 hrs.

Next to the TI game which was juicy as hell. First hand I play I get QQ, Raise to $20 get 3 callers flop is T42r. I bet $60 MP calls, turn 2d. I bet $120. He folds.

I actually had a nice little rush, I snapped KK from a shorty with AQ, he pushed on a AQX flop.

Then back to the usual. I get KK sb, agro douchtard who wont shut up about playing the WPT and WSOP makes (and is freakin awful) it $20 after one limper. I repop to $60 limper who has about $100 left pushs. Douchtard says some stupid shit about well now he gets to see my hand. I call shorty has TT flop is T99. Takes a nice winning session back to meh.

+$309 in 1.5 hs

I guess I should be happy I'm now up like 22 cents for the trip.

Youre a fag...

I hate life and missing every draw...

Finally a winning day in Vegas nothing spectacular. If a hand or 2 would have held is would have been really good day.

Paris 1/2 game

Some of the worst players ever. I get AQ raise to $15, get 3 callers. Flop is . Lady bets $25 into me, I raise to $75. Young kid terrible player push for $125 another guy who is awful as well calls all in. Turn river . The 3rd raiser has , caller has

Same young terrible kid straddles. I raise to $25 from the button with after 3 people limp. Moron kid is my only caller. Flop is 7. He checks I bet $40 he calls, he really wanted to raise he actually bad enough to stack up a min raise and just call. Turn is he checks I check. River brick, he bets $75, I make a bad call and he tables 37o

Moved to a table with MVP and 12er. MVP straddles and I'm the button so of course I raise it up to $20 with A9o, SB calls. Flop is A82, SB actually looks from the flop to my chips, mehh. He checks, i check behind. Turn 9. He checks again I bet, he min's I push and he has A8, apperently MVP also had A8 for once the one outter didnt hit.

We went to dinner at Fatburger and back to Paris

Player 1/2 for a while, again I pretty much just watched everyone else play. We break our table, 12er pissed off some lady to no end calling her 2 pair with his bigger 2 pair for $100. 12er had AT lady had J6o on a AKJT6 board. Listening to some clueless lady tell 12er how bad he was was actually quite funny.

So we move to a new table after some Brittish dude absolutely killed our table. He pulled $3400 out of a 1/2 $300 game. It probably doesnt hurt that 12er dontated him $400 by 5 betting all in to his AA with AJ.

So new table is really good, there are 2 of the worlds biggest calling stations. The fat guy to my right (not Mekos this time). Literally did not fold a hand I love poker in Vegas.

So I call a raise with . Flop is , pfr leads $20, I raise to $60, he pushs I call, A turn 9 river. I win

So I finally get AA. Raise to $30, of course the fat guy call becaue he calls every. Flop is 732r. He checks, I bet $40, he calls, turn . He checks again, I bet $60 and he folds, I couldnt believe it, dood calls every bet. Meh

A couple hands later I get and raise it to $30 again, MVP calls and other fat guys calls again. Flop is QQ8. I lead $50 and fat guy calls. Turn Q, check check. River J he checks, I value bet $60 he calls with AK.

I burned through about $120 raising with AK twice and AQ once and not flopping a pair vs the 2 table idiots, i really think that raising non made hands at this table was actually a bad idea and I think in the future I will just limp with them. The fat guy couldnt fold regardless and the southern guy was not quite as bad but pretty damn awful too.

I still havent flopped a set, we will probably player 4-5 hrs before I head home tonight so maybe I could flop one set in Vegas.

9 hrs + $480

Overall this was a really good trip for me, not really because I made a lot of money which I didn't but because I ran like shit got sucked out with no mercy and still made a profit. I flopped one set in 30 hrs of poker and that was in an unraised pot and I won like $18. I got sucked out in 4 of the 7 biggest pots I played, in all 7 the majority of the money went in with the best hand. I made $850 total after gas and food figure I came out with $600 in profit.

Vegas is such a great place to play poker, every trip I am amazed by how terrible the players are. My favorite part is the players. The lady from my hand cracked me up. Before the T8 hand, she cracked my QQ with JJ when she flopped jacks full. I raised to $12 with QQ, she reraises to $40. I smooth call, flop is J33, she checks. I bet $45, she grabs a stack of chips to raise and then just calls. Turn 2 check check as check behind she looks unhappu, river 8 she pushs for $250. I laugh and tell her jacks full is good. I show QQ and fold. She shows JJ and shakes her head, I guess in 1/2 everyone goes broke with an overpair. Later I flop the open ended straight flush draw and get all in with top set and her bottom 2. She spends the next 10 min telling me how terrible i was getting all my money in on a draw. Hmmm which one of us was drawing pretty much dead when the money went in? She continues to tell me how terrible I am until she gets her last $150 all in with 55 vs JJ preflop. Yes ma'am I do play bad.

At Paris there was this awful asain woman, who 12er pissed off to no end. He rivered 2 pair over her 2 pair on a 4 straight board. She bet $100 on a AKJT6 board with J6, 12er called with AT. This ladies went on super steam. Not to mention she made a tiny ass raise on the AJ6 flop after she limped in EP with J6o, then bet $100 on a river where she couldnt be ahead of anything that called her. Listening to this lady call 12er a donkey and that she wanted him at the table playing that bad, that he would give away all his money anyways, was really freakin funny.