K K maybe this will satisfy you hornballs for a while.

Pics WITH me to follow

YES! Successfully moved up!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUPERCALAFRAGALISTICMOTHERFUCKINGMONKEYBALLS WOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ran good for 500 hands and I won $130, including this SICK (obv not snap) call:

Villain was playing every single hand and making a lot of huge bluffs. Also, he was running really good: runner runnering two pair and flopping straights and shit. This was probably the 5th or so hand we were involved in. The reason I called was the turn check raise. After almost running down my time bank I was like...shit! he was protecting his J with that!

Prob spew without reads like this but I thought it was sick and it made him tilt a bunch more so ship it.

Absolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Converter Tool from (Format: Bet The Pot)

CO ($10.15)
Hero ($42.29)
SB ($46.40)
BB ($27.55)
UTG ($10.10)
MP ($34.03)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
1 fold, MP raises to $1, 1 fold, Hero calls $1, SB calls $0.90, BB calls $0.75.

Flop: ($4) , , (4 players)
SB bets $0.25, BB calls $0.25, MP calls $0.25, Hero raises to $3, SB calls $2.75, BB folds, MP folds.

Turn: ($10.50) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5, SB raises to $9.9, Hero calls $5.

River: ($30.40) (2 players)
SB bets $15, Hero calls $15.

Final Pot: $60.40

Results in white below:
SB has Jd Kh (two pair, jacks and nines).
Hero has Ac Js (two pair, jacks and nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $60.40.


CURRENT WINRATE (all levels): ~16 PTBB/100
CURRENT BR:$613.65
COUNTDOWN TO NL50: $386.35

Preflop is dubious
Bet more on the turn

Now ship the noodz

K so over like 1500 hands im up about 10 buyins.

I thought i was maybe just running good but I lost 40$ when AA<QQ.

Regardless, I feel I am playing very well, making good calls, etc + running not bad.

I feel as though I need to put in at least 10K hands at each level, so if I hit 1K before Ive played 10K at NL25 then so be it, Im gonna keep playing til I hit 10K, and I might have that extra padding for the move.













CURRENT BR: $735.85
COUNTDOWN TO NL50: $264.15 AND 8600 hands.

Here are some hands:

#1 I figured I would call one street.
Absolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Converter Tool from (Format: Bet The Pot)

Hero ($30.20)
UTG ($17.80)
MP ($21.70)
CO ($37.75)
Button ($9.50)
SB ($48.15)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
4 folds, SB raises to $1, Hero calls $0.75.

Flop: ($2) , , (2 players)
SB bets $1.25, Hero calls $1.25.

Turn: ($4.50) (2 players)
SB bets $1.25, Hero calls $1.25.

River: ($7) (2 players)
SB bets $3, Hero raises to $12, SB calls $9.

Final Pot: $31

Results in white below:
SB has Ac Kd (two pair, aces and kings).
Hero has Jd Ts (straight, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $31.


#2 This guy was a huge donk. Getting a good price to suck out so whatev.

Absolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Converter Tool from (Format: Bet The Pot)

MP ($19.40)
Hero ($29.80)
Button ($22.15)
SB ($11.65)
BB ($52.50)
UTG ($33)

Preflop: Hero is CO with , .
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.25, Button calls $1.25, 2 folds, UTG folds.

Flop: ($3.10) , , (2 players)
Hero bets $2.75, Button calls $2.75.

Turn: ($8.60) (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $1.5, Hero calls $1.50.

River: ($11.60) (2 players)
Hero bets $10, Button raises to $16.65, Hero calls $6.65.

Final Pot: $44.90

Results in white below:
Hero has 5h 5d (three of a kind, fives).
Button has Ad 9s (two pair, aces and nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $44.90.


#3 Cooler.

Absolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Converter Tool from (Format: Bet The Pot)

Button ($10.40)
Hero ($24.05)
BB ($2.65)
UTG ($17.65)
MP ($11.75)
CO ($43.85)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
2 folds, CO raises to $1, Button calls $1, Hero calls $0.90, BB calls $0.75.

Flop: ($4) , , (4 players)
Hero bets $3, BB calls $1.65 (All-In), CO folds, Button calls $3.

Turn: ($11.65) (3 players, 1 all-in)
Hero bets $7, Button calls $6.40 (All-In).

River: ($24.45) (3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $24.46

Results in white below:
Hero has Kd Jc (two pair, kings and jacks).
BB has 9d Td (one pair, nines).
Button has Ks Kc (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: Button wins $24.45.

#4
Thought a shove was ok on the flop, dunno tho. Maybe there is a better line. I did get it in with the best hand though.

Absolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (5 handed) Converter Tool from (Format: Bet The Pot)

UTG ($17.50)
MP ($27.90)
Button ($20.30)
SB ($25.90)
Hero ($35.95)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
1 fold, MP raises to $1, Button calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5.1, MP calls $4.10, Button folds.

Flop: ($11.30) , , (2 players)
Hero bets 30.85 , MP bets $22.8 (All-In).

Turn: ($11.30) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($11.30) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $-11.50

Results in white below:
Hero has Ac As (three of a kind, aces).
MP has Qd Qc (flush, queen high).
Outcome: MP wins $34.10.

Yes!

I am a winning player, FINALLY.

PTBB for NL10 is 14 and NL25 is about 19.

I finally broke the 1K mark today, and took a successful shot at NL50, where I hope to be playing regularly from now on.


I don't know if anyone else noticed this, but it seems the higher I go the dumber the players are. Maybe I'm just getting smarter.



CURRENT BR: $1038.71
COUNTDOWN TO NL100: $961.29 and 10K hands.

congrats sir.