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Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (9 handed)

MP2 ($59.55)
MP3 ($31.8)
CO ($26.55)
Button ($25.35)
SB ($24)
Hero ($36.65)
UTG ($19.25)
UTG+1 ($41.65)
MP1 ($16.25)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , . SB posts a blind of $0.25.
UTG calls $0.50, 2 folds, MP2 raises to $3.75, 1 fold, CO calls $3.75, 2 folds, Hero raises to $10, UTG folds, MP2 raises to $26.65, CO calls $22.80 (All-In), Hero folds.

Flop: ($63.95) , , (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($63.95) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($63.95) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $63.95

Results:
MP2 has (high card, ace).
CO has (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: CO wins $63.10. MP2 wins $0.85.