by Felonius_Monk » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:24 pm
You got the "really dumb" thing right. If I was a hot looking, lads-mag-fodder billion dollar heiress who'd let my scuzzy boyfriend shoot his snakebite all over my face and videotape the spectacle for posterity, I probably wouldn't be entirely shocked when, surprise surprise, it turns up all over the internet a couple of months later

....... Well wouldya credit it
I always thought her perma-facial-expression looked more "glazed" than "alluring" but true enough she is hot, and rich. And, apparently, good at hassling mexican club owners. Good work, Paris.
The Monkman J[c]
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A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993