Oh Xaston you're so smart, Oh Xaston . .

[GodlikeRoy]

[14:14:28] <MacAnthony> I've decided to write my social bookmarking article
[14:14:33] <MacAnthony> where should I put it?
[14:14:42] <MacAnthony> AG doesn't seem like the right place
[14:15:29] <MacAnthony> BRB - kid bed time
[14:19:30] <ED_Laptop> I think AG is best. That is where we posted about the existence of the IRC channel
[14:34:05] <MacAnthony> k
[14:38:12] <ED_Laptop> <Xas-Nit> HARD2TEL WAKE UP AND SHIP ME A LOAN ON POKERSTARS

I decide to hop onto my laptop and mess with him a bit. If he really needed the money, this had potential to be really painful/funny.

[14:38:12] <ED_Laptop> * hard-out has joined #livepokerforum
[14:38:12] <ED_Laptop> <ED_Laptop> i think i have $92.38 on there
[14:38:12] <ED_Laptop> <ED_Laptop> wow
[14:38:13] <ED_Laptop> * hard-out is now known as hard2tel
[14:38:16] <Roy-Godlike> jesus
[14:38:47] <MacAnthony> literally like 30 seconds after xaston typed it
[14:38:54] <hard2tel> sorry bro, i only have 29k in my account
[14:39:12] <ED_Laptop> hahaha
[14:39:17] <ED_Laptop> pwnt
[14:39:35] <Xas-Nit> lol
[14:39:52] <Xas-Nit> They holding a $20,000 MTT?
[14:40:02] <Xas-Nit> I SAVE LIVES
[14:40:18] <hard2tel> no but what if i wake up in the middle of the night and want to sit down at a 0.01/0.02 table with $29,195.30
[14:40:24] <hard2tel> if i loan you money, i won't be able to do that
[14:40:31] <Xas-Nit> lol
[14:40:36] <Xas-Nit> Thats a good point
[14:40:47] <hard2tel> i'm glad you can see it from my point of view
[14:40:53] <Xas-Nit> Everyone
[14:40:58] <Xas-Nit> Charles had dinner with Kathy Liebert last night
[14:41:13] <hard2tel> what? that's it? change of subject already?
[14:41:22] <Xas-Nit> Well
[14:41:23] <hard2tel> where's the begging, the "please hard2tel, please"
[14:41:27] <hard2tel> that was no fun
[14:41:28] <Xas-Nit> I don't need it
[14:41:30] * hard2tel is now known as Roy-Laptop
[14:41:33] <Xas-Nit> I got a $4,000 EFT on the way
[14:41:40] * Xas-Nit is now known as hard2tel
[14:41:41] <hard2tel> I
[14:41:46] <hard2tel> I am the luckiest donk alive
[14:41:51] <Roy-Laptop> lol
[14:42:07] <hard2tel> I shove it all in with 7 high and tell people it's a sophisticated re-steal
[14:42:17] <hard2tel> Then the initial raiser who is clearly pot stuck calls me with tens
[14:42:19] <hard2tel> and I suck out
[14:42:21] <hard2tel> Ship the $$$
[14:42:34] * hard2tel is now known as PhilIvey
[14:42:45] <PhilIvey> This kid Xaston has more potential than any internet player I have ever seen
[14:42:49] * PhilIvey is now known as BarryGreenstein
[14:42:51] <BarryGreenstein> I agree
[14:43:04] * ED_Laptop is now known as emmasdad
[14:43:15] <BarryGreenstein> Why am I so funny?
[14:43:22] <Roy-Laptop> you see, nobody believes that it's actually hard2tel or phil ivey or barry greenstein saying these things
[14:43:24] * BarryGreenstein is now known as Xaston
[14:43:30] <Roy-Laptop> but when i was hard2tel, everyone believed it was really him
[14:43:36] <emmasdad> !kick Xaston
[14:43:37] <btpBot> emmasdad: Error: You don't have the #livepokerforum,op capability. If you think that you should have this capability, be sure that you are identified before trying again. The 'whoami' command can tell you if you're identified.
[14:43:37] <Xaston> WOAH
[14:43:42] <emmasdad> hmm
[14:43:46] <Xaston> WAIT
[14:43:49] <Xaston> THAT WAS YOU
[14:43:52] <Xaston> I didn't even get it
[14:43:58] <Xaston> At the end I was liek huh
[14:44:00] <MacAnthony> !kick Xaston
[14:44:00] * Xaston was kicked by btpBot (MacAnthony)
[14:44:03] <Roy-Laptop> [14:41:46] <hard2tel> where's the begging, the "please hard2tel, please"
[14:44:03] <Roy-Laptop> [14:41:51] <hard2tel> that was no fun
[14:44:03] <Roy-Laptop> [14:41:53] <Xas-Nit> I don't need it
[14:44:03] <Roy-Laptop> [14:41:54] * hard2tel is now known as Roy-Laptop
[14:44:07] <Roy-Laptop> that didn't give it away?
[14:44:13] * Xaston has joined #livepokerforum
[14:44:15] <MacAnthony> that felt good
[14:44:15] <Xaston> WTF
[14:44:18] <Roy-Laptop> [14:41:46] <hard2tel> where's the begging, the "please hard2tel, please"
[14:44:18] <Roy-Laptop> [14:41:51] <hard2tel> that was no fun
[14:44:18] <Roy-Laptop> [14:41:53] <Xas-Nit> I don't need it
[14:44:18] <Roy-Laptop> [14:41:54] * hard2tel is now known as Roy-Laptop
[14:44:22] <Roy-Laptop> that didn't give it away?
[14:44:30] <Xaston> I was saying to myself
[14:44:34] <Xaston> "Why is hard pretending to be Roy?"
[14:44:39] <Roy-Laptop> LOL
[14:44:43] <Xaston> "Who the hell would wanna be him?"
[14:44:56] <emmasdad> !whoami
[14:44:56] <btpBot> emmasdad: I don't recognize you.
[14:45:14] <Roy-Laptop> that had potential for a lot more laughter/pain if you really did need the money and didn't have $4k on the way
[14:45:14] <Xaston> DVD suggestion plz
[14:45:28] <Xaston> lol
[14:45:32] <MacAnthony> post it on AG
[14:45:49] <Xaston> Hey smartass why don't you go play 27 hands and call it a night ok?
[14:45:57] <MacAnthony> already did that
[14:46:02] <MacAnthony> I made another half a buy in
[14:46:28] <Xaston> Im thinking chasing amy

[adamh]

WTF MATE

[MacAnthony]

I don't think we've messed with anyone that bad since I got Shamrcok to believe I was pissed at him for being a racist...