Who's your daddy?

[briachek]

No, this isn't a topic about how MVP's mom was a Costa Rican crack whore and has no idea which one legged horny tourist knocked her up but rather a funny email passed along to me. Thought you guys would find it funny. Enjoy.

When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper
thing to do is to find out who the father is and see
why he is not providing support.


The following are all replies that Dallas women have
written on Child Support Agency forms in the section
for listing father's details. Or putting it another way..

Who's You Daddy!? These are genuine excerpts
from the forms.



Be sure to check out number 11. It takes the prize
and # 3 is runner up.



1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as
to the identity of the father of child B, but I
believe that he was conceived on the same night.


2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
my child as I was being sick out of a window when
taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you
with a list of names of men that I think were at the
party if this helps.



3. I do not know the name of the father of my little
girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand
Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met
that night. I do remember that the sex was so good
that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the
father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.


4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made
by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps
you can contact BMW service stations in this area
and see if he's had it replaced.



5. I have never had sex with a man. I am! still a
Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
confirming that my son's conception was immaculate
and that he is Christ risen again.



6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he
informs me that to do so would blow his cover and
that would have cataclysmic implications for the
economy. I am torn between doing right by you and
right by the country. Please advise.


7. I do not know who the father of my child was as
all blacks look the same to me.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do
catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with
my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the
same time.... well I don't have a clue.


9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the
Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only
thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a
program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd
have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going
to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have
remained unfertilized.


11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
my baby. After all when you eat a can of beans you
can't be sure which one made you fart.


Yep, you guessed it right. You are all paying taxes
to support these dim bulbs.

[k3nt]