Many years ago, there used to be a thing that ran in the Sunday comics section in which you were assigned to find all the things wrong in the picture. Here's a link to a picture on Lou Krieger's blog. See if you can find all the things wrong with this redneck wedding photo.
"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993