What's the worst way to hurt someone

[MVPSPORTS]

[SebQtaneus]

We need to be able to vote for like 3 and put them in order or something. When we first started "discussing" this, I was sure I felt the punch in the ear was the worst but now we have so many good choices up there.......

[Xaston]

Getting kicked in the shins is fucking excruciating. 2nd degree burns are awful too, but more in a for the next two weeks thing. Getting kicked in the shins sucks so bad for the next 10 minutes.

Getting punched in the throat is awful, how come that's not an option?

[Cactus Jack]

Cracked two ribs in a skiing accident. Nothing like it, as it hurts every time you breathe, not to mention it's impossible to sleep.

2nd worst--Pulled groin--and not what you sick bastards are thinking. Had a badly pulled abdominal muscle and a standard transmission car plus lived upstairs on the second floor. Had to pick up my foot by the trouser-leg to stop the car and walk up steps. Incredibly painful.

CJ

[emmasdad]

Having suffered most of these injuries, I submit that getting stabbed in the eye was the most painful. Two hundred stitches to the face with nothing but a topical anesthetic hurt too, and the injury happened at the same time as getting stabbed in the eye (brutal car accident), so maybe if I had some way to consider just being stabbed in the eye in isolation I would have more insight into this little querry, but take it for what it is worth.

[k3nt]

[emmasdad]

[Tiburon]

Two words: Mandibular dislocation.

In my competitiveroller hockey days back in '96 (had a tryout with the RHI's (pro) Philadelphia Bulldogs, and also played ice hockey and dek (ball) hockey at a high level), I was playing in a PICKUP game (ironic, eh?), and I decided to drop back on defense after scoring like 6 goals.

Puck ends up behind the net, and I do my best Brian Leetch impersonation, swinging behind the net--I deke around one guy, skate past a second, and as I come up across the center (red) line, I see two defensemen fairly close together and decide to split them (because I'm a showboat).

I pull the old Mighty Ducks triple deke, only at top speed, and I turn one guy practically out of his shorts and the second guy starts to fall as I shift to go between them. He picks up his skate to catch his balance and I hit his leg knee high and launched up into the air and landed chin/face first on the concrete floor. Out cold.

I wake up (from what I'm told a minute or so later) in a puddle of blood and feel for my teeth. I can feel them touching my hand, but have no feeling in my face (side effect of being forcibly knocked out)--so they're there--good. I then feel a shooting pain up the right side of my face and run my hand up my jaw, where I feel a lump, which turned out to be the root of my jawbone where it comes into the skull at the TMJ (temporo-mandibular joint). It's displaced about 3/4 inch to the right, so that it's sticking out almost as far as my ear.

Off to the hospital I go. I've got about a 25-stitch cut, and I've lost a decent amount of blood. So, they're stitching me up, and in the middle, the ER maxillofacial surgeon (who was shocked that my jaw wasn't broken) says to me, "Just take a deep breath..." I do, and he grabs my chin and the inside of my mouth and FORCIBLY relocates my jaw.

It hurt so bad I passed out. When I was revived with ammonia inhalants, I came up swinging--when he calmed me down, he resumed stitching me up. Did I mention that because the cut was so deep, they couldn't use lidocaine because of the risk of tissue damage?

So, mandibular dislocation--the most pain I've ever experienced in my life.

[MVPSPORTS]

Although my original prediction seems to be right, I'll add punched to the throat, hitting a root at the dentist, and that jaw thing to the list... As for the ingrown toenail, I think breakin your toe on one of those parking things is about the worst pain in the WORLD for a toe, and the groin pull is out cause of the closeness to the whole groin region, which is off limits...

[MVPSPORTS]

Well like i said, I hit the limit with choices, so your pain is going to have to go unrequited Tibs.... Sorry...

[Kuso]

[SebQtaneus]

[excession]

No option for:

'to drive your enemies before you, and hear the air rent with the lamentation of their women'

[Xaston]

[Rhound50]